Bigby Hind

That was not very pilot.

Bigby Hind, "Kiff's on a Plane"

Sgt. Bigby Hind is a minor character in the series Kiff. He is an instructor at the Table Town Pilot School.

Profile[]

Sgt. Hind's cameo in Fly Guys. — Sgt. Hind's cameo in *Fly Guys*.

Sgt. Bigby Hind is a pilot who teaches a course for junior pilots at the Table Town Pilot School. Hind was also an extra in the pilot-themed film Fly Guys, appearing in the volleyball game scene as the main character's partner (who tries to give him a high-five but gets left hanging).

He is the target of frequent jokes due to his name being pronounced identically to the phrase "big behind". Hind claims to be unfazed by this, saying that he has "heard them all before".^[1]

Appearance[]

Sgt. Hind is an ostrich and is typically seen in uniform, wearing his pilot hat, sunglasses, a scarf, a necktie, epaulets, and shoes.

Personality[]

In "Kiff's on a Plane", Kiff enrolls in Sgt. Hind's course. As the course is meant for juniors, Hind's tests do not involve any actual flying and instead consist of vaguely pilot-related tasks such as climbing a plane staircase, speaking into a plane radio, navigating an obstacle course while rolling a suitcase, making a cool entrance while wearing pilot clothes, playing volleyball (due to the sport being featured in Fly Guys), and finally riding a plane kiddie ride.

Hind nonetheless proves to be a tough instructor, kicking Biff out of the course for having "emotional baggage" and picking on Kiff after she faints during her staircase test. He nearly flunks Kiff for not completing her final test, but after hearing her speech in which she proudly admits to not getting Cheryl's joke, he is so moved that he passes her and admits that contrary to his earlier claim that he became a pilot because of his love of clouds, he actually hates clouds.

Appearances[]

Season 1
Opening sequence:		Non-speaking
1. "Thirst to Be the First":	Absent	31. "Fresh Outta Grandmas":	Absent
2. "The Fourth Bath":	Absent	32. "Maybe-sitting":	Absent
3. "Pool Party":	Absent	33. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'":	Absent
4. "Road Trip":	Absent	34. "Life on the Inside":	Absent
5. "Brunch DJ":	Absent	35. "Weird Delivery":	Absent
6. "Career Day":	Debut	36. "No Dad Ideas":	Absent
7. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse":	Absent	37. "Faculty Lounge":	Absent
8. "Leave a Little Juice":	Absent	38. "Personal Assistant":	Absent
9. "Big Barry on Campus":	Absent	39–40. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash":	Absent
10. "Club Book":	Absent	41. "I Like to Move It!":	Absent
11. "Kiff's Mix":	Absent	42. "Hive Got an Idea":	Absent
12. "Kiff's on a Plane":	Appears	43. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!":	Absent
13. "Farley":	Absent	44. "Blooper Quest":	Absent
14. "Two for One Hot Dogs":	Absent	45. "When You Mow, You Mow":	Absent
15. "Halfway There Day":	Absent	46. "Harry's Maturity Crisis":	Absent
16. "Be Still My Harp":	Absent	47. "Silly Moods":	Absent
17. "Friendiversary":	Absent	48. "Chatterley vs. Chatterley":	Absent
18. "Totally Table Town":	Absent	49. "Hungee Squirrel":	Background
19. "Hat":	Absent	50. "Foreverangees":	Absent
20. "Lost and Found":	Absent	51. "Snow More Ketchup":	Absent
21–22. "Principal Dance Socks":	Absent	52. "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom":	Absent
23. "Two Truths and a Bunny":	Absent	53. "Kiff Is Good at Sports":	Absent
24. "Nicknames":	Absent	54. "Mushroommates":	Absent
25. "The Sound of Helen":	Absent	55. "Principal Helen":	Absent
26. "Weekly Grocery Shop":	Absent	56. "Dial B for Butt":	Absent
27. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves":	Absent	57. "Fun Uncle Pat":	Absent
28. "Soup Opera":	Absent	58. "Kiff Escape!":	Absent
29. "Mall Leader":	Absent	59. "Beach Day":	Absent
30. "Ghost Wolf's Art":	Absent	60. "Sun's Out Buns Out":	Non-speaking

Season 2
Opening sequence:		Absent
1. "Kiff Has to Sneeze":	Absent	29. "Kristophe's Big Day Out":	Absent
2. "Never Meet Your Mailboxes":	Absent	30. "Annoying, Freaky, Cool":	Absent
3. "The Other Movie":	Background	31. "A Troll Through the Woods":	Absent
4. "Roy-alty Check":	Absent	32. "Big Coat":	Absent
5. "Stramded":	Absent	33. "The Tower on Trevor":	Absent
6. "Hairstory":	Absent	34. "Friends On Line":	Absent
7. "Lights Out":	Absent	35. "Martin Waxed the Floors!":	Background
8. "Dinner at Barry's":	Absent	36. "Juice Break":	Absent
9. "Taily":	Absent	37. "Stories Before Snories":	Absent
10. "Cocina Island":	Absent	38. "Is Patty a Baddie?":	Absent
11. "Up All Night":	Absent	39. "Slippery Slopes":	Absent
12. "Rotten Banana":	Absent	40. "Of B&B's and Piano Keys":	Absent
13. "OTDR":	Absent	41–42. "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors":	Absent
14. "Good Morning Table Town School":	Absent	43. "PS You're Fired":	Absent
15. "Wiz Ed":	Absent	*44. "Weird Delivery 2: Return to Pretendo Time":*	Absent
16. "Mystery Spell":	Absent	45. "Next Year's Musical":	Absent
17. "Trash Clumpers":	Absent	46. "Troubles Wubbington":	Absent
18. "Wiff & Larry":	Absent	47. "Uncle Pat in Charge":	Absent
19. "Helping People Feels Good":	Absent	48. "Fab Fourteen":	Non-speaking
20. "Dinner with Darryn":	Absent	49. "So Fluffy":	Absent
21. "Spoiled Again":	Absent	50. "Oh, Brother":	Absent
22. "Much Ado About Muffin":	Absent	51. "Don't Leave B Hangin'":	Absent
23. "Arrested Dehelenment":	Absent	52. "Thunderstorm Game Night":	Absent
24. "Here Comes the Wedding Episode":	Absent	53. "No Thank You":	Absent
25. "Rock Kick":	Absent	54. "Love Ed":	Absent
26. "The Macaroni Affair":	Absent	55. "Souvenir Money":	Absent
27–28. "Kiff and Barry Save Halfway There Day":	Absent	56. "Kiff Loses Barry":	Absent

Gallery[]

Click here to view the gallery for Bigby Hind.

References[]

↑ "Kiff's on a Plane".

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[1] "Kiff's on a Plane".

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