Bird Linda

Bird Linda
Biographical information
Species	Bird
Gender	Female
Home	Table Town
Connections
Relatives	Bird Greg (husband)
Media
First appearance	"Thirst to Be the First" (non-speaking) "No Dad Ideas" (speaking)
Latest appearance	"Mushroommates" (speaking) "Beach Day" (non-speaking)
Voice	Lauren Ash Lucy Heavens (pilot; pre-production)

You wouldn't believe how much we save by eating free crumbs.

Bird Linda, "No Dad Ideas"

Bird Linda is a minor character in the series Kiff. She and her husband Bird Greg are local entrepreneurs.

Profile

Bird Greg and Bird Linda (more commonly referred to as simply Greg and Linda) are a husband and wife duo of entrepreneurs in Table Town. Among their products is Greg and Linda's Double Dipper, a chips and dip bowl conceived from an idea by Martin.

In "Lost and Found", Glarbin is seen drinking from a mug commemorating the couple's 50th anniversary.

Personality

Greg and Linda are commonly seen around Table Town doing typical bird activities, including flying, bathing in and drinking water, and feeding on scattered crumbs. According to them, this lifestyle has allowed them to amass a great fortune, as they essentially eat and drink for free.

In "No Dad Ideas", Martin feeds Greg and Linda breadcrumbs outside the WeNuts building after fumbling his product pitch. At the end of the episode, Greg and Linda approach Martin after the launch event for his double trucker invention, wanting to buy the rights to the double trucker for one million nuts. After doing so, they reimagine it as the double dipper, a bowl that allows two people seated at opposite ends of a table to conveniently eat chips and dip.

Appearances

Season 1
Opening sequence:		Absent
1. "Thirst to Be the First":	Debut	31. "Fresh Outta Grandmas":	Absent
2. "The Fourth Bath":	Absent	32. "Maybe-sitting":	Absent
3. "Pool Party":	Absent	33. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'":	Absent
4. "Road Trip":	Absent	34. "Life on the Inside":	Absent
5. "Brunch DJ":	Absent	35. "Weird Delivery":	Non-speaking
6. "Career Day":	Absent	36. "No Dad Ideas":	Appears
7. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse":	Background	37. "Faculty Lounge":	Absent
8. "Leave a Little Juice":	Absent	38. "Personal Assistant":	Absent
9. "Big Barry on Campus":	Absent	39–40. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash":	Absent
10. "Club Book":	Absent	41. "I Like to Move It!":	Non-speaking
11. "Kiff's Mix":	Absent	42. "Hive Got an Idea":	Absent
12. "Kiff's on a Plane":	Absent	43. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!":	Absent
13. "Farley":	Background	44. "Blooper Quest":	Absent
14. "Two for One Hot Dogs":	Non-speaking	45. "When You Mow, You Mow":	Absent
15. "Halfway There Day":	Absent	46. "Harry's Maturity Crisis":	Background
16. "Be Still My Harp":	Absent	47. "Silly Moods":	Pictured
17. "Friendiversary":	Absent	48. "Chatterley vs. Chatterley":	Absent
18. "Totally Table Town":	Absent	49. "Hungee Squirrel":	Absent
19. "Hat":	Non-speaking	50. "Foreverangees":	Absent
20. "Lost and Found":	Pictured	51. "Snow More Ketchup":	Absent
21–22. "Principal Dance Socks":	Absent	52. "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom":	Absent
23. "Two Truths and a Bunny":	Absent	53. "Kiff Is Good at Sports":	Absent
24. "Nicknames":	Absent	54. "Mushroommates":	Appears
25. "The Sound of Helen":	Absent	55. "Principal Helen":	Absent
26. "Weekly Grocery Shop":	Absent	56. "Dial B for Butt":	Non-speaking
27. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves":	Absent	57. "Fun Uncle Pat":	Absent
28. "Soup Opera":	Absent	58. "Kiff Escape!":	Absent
29. "Mall Leader":	Absent	59. "Beach Day":	Non-speaking
30. "Ghost Wolf's Art":	Absent	60. "Sun's Out Buns Out":	Absent

Non-canon media
Broken Karaoke
1. "Born to Be Strange":	Absent	2. "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun":	Absent
Chibi Tiny Tales
1. "Super Slide":	Absent	5. "Froyo Frenzy":	Absent
2. "Toilet Flood Pool Party":	Absent	6. "That's So Tandem":	Absent
3. "Shock and Claw":	Absent	7. "Witches Night Out":	Absent
4. "Bounce House":	Absent	8. "Forbidden Flying Discs":	Absent
9. "Friendsgiving Fiasco":		Absent
Chibiverse
1. "The Chibi Quiz Challenge":	Absent	2. "The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz":	Absent
How NOT to Draw
1. "How NOT to Draw: Kiff":		Absent
Random Rings
1. "Kiff Calls Kylie Cantrall":		Absent
Shorts Spectacular
1. "Kiff's Animal Kingdom Shorts Spectacular":		Absent
Theme Song Takeover
1. "Kiff Theme Song Takeover":	Absent	2. "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel":	Absent
3. "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff":		Absent
Miscellaneous
Pilot:		Appears

Gallery

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