Bird Linda

You wouldn't believe how much we save by eating free crumbs.

Bird Linda, "No Dad Ideas"

Bird Linda is a minor character in the series Kiff. She and her husband Bird Greg are local entrepreneurs.

Profile[]

Bird Greg and Bird Linda (more commonly referred to as simply Greg and Linda) are a husband and wife duo of entrepreneurs in Table Town. Among their products is Greg and Linda's Double Dipper, a chips and dip bowl conceived from an idea by Martin.

In "Lost and Found", Glarbin is seen drinking from a mug commemorating the couple's 50th anniversary.

Personality[]

Greg and Linda are commonly seen around Table Town doing typical bird activities, including flying, bathing in and drinking water, and feeding on scattered crumbs. According to them, this lifestyle has allowed them to amass a great fortune, as they essentially eat and drink for free.

In "No Dad Ideas", Martin feeds Greg and Linda breadcrumbs outside the WeNuts building after fumbling his product pitch. At the end of the episode, Greg and Linda approach Martin after the launch event for his double trucker invention, wanting to buy the rights to the double trucker for one million nuts. After doing so, they reimagine it as the double dipper, a bowl that allows two people seated at opposite ends of a table to conveniently eat chips and dip.

Appearances[]

Season 1
Opening sequence:		Absent
1. "Thirst to Be the First":	Debut	31. "Fresh Outta Grandmas":	Absent
2. "The Fourth Bath":	Absent	32. "Maybe-sitting":	Absent
3. "Pool Party":	Absent	33. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'":	Absent
4. "Road Trip":	Absent	34. "Life on the Inside":	Absent
5. "Brunch DJ":	Absent	35. "Weird Delivery":	Non-speaking
6. "Career Day":	Absent	36. "No Dad Ideas":	Appears
7. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse":	Background	37. "Faculty Lounge":	Absent
8. "Leave a Little Juice":	Absent	38. "Personal Assistant":	Absent
9. "Big Barry on Campus":	Absent	39–40. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash":	Absent
10. "Club Book":	Absent	41. "I Like to Move It!":	Non-speaking
11. "Kiff's Mix":	Absent	42. "Hive Got an Idea":	Absent
12. "Kiff's on a Plane":	Absent	43. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!":	Absent
13. "Farley":	Background	44. "Blooper Quest":	Absent
14. "Two for One Hot Dogs":	Non-speaking	45. "When You Mow, You Mow":	Absent
15. "Halfway There Day":	Absent	46. "Harry's Maturity Crisis":	Background
16. "Be Still My Harp":	Absent	47. "Silly Moods":	Pictured
17. "Friendiversary":	Absent	48. "Chatterley vs. Chatterley":	Absent
18. "Totally Table Town":	Absent	49. "Hungee Squirrel":	Absent
19. "Hat":	Non-speaking	50. "Foreverangees":	Absent
20. "Lost and Found":	Pictured	51. "Snow More Ketchup":	Absent
21–22. "Principal Dance Socks":	Absent	52. "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom":	Absent
23. "Two Truths and a Bunny":	Absent	53. "Kiff Is Good at Sports":	Absent
24. "Nicknames":	Absent	54. "Mushroommates":	Appears
25. "The Sound of Helen":	Absent	55. "Principal Helen":	Absent
26. "Weekly Grocery Shop":	Absent	56. "Dial B for Butt":	Non-speaking
27. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves":	Absent	57. "Fun Uncle Pat":	Absent
28. "Soup Opera":	Absent	58. "Kiff Escape!":	Absent
29. "Mall Leader":	Absent	59. "Beach Day":	Non-speaking
30. "Ghost Wolf's Art":	Absent	60. "Sun's Out Buns Out":	Absent

Season 2
Opening sequence:		Absent
1. "Kiff Has to Sneeze":	Absent	29. "Kristophe's Big Day Out":	Absent
2. "Never Meet Your Mailboxes":	Absent	30. "Annoying, Freaky, Cool":	Absent
3. "The Other Movie":	Pictured	31. "A Troll Through the Woods":	Absent
4. "Roy-alty Check":	Background	32. "Big Coat":	Appears
5. "Stramded":	Non-speaking	33. "The Tower on Trevor":	Absent
6. "Hairstory":	Absent	34. "Friends On Line":	Absent
7. "Lights Out":	Absent	35. "Martin Waxed the Floors!":	Absent
8. "Dinner at Barry's":	Absent	36. "Juice Break":	Absent
9. "Taily":	Absent	37. "Stories Before Snories":	Absent
10. "Cocina Island":	Absent	38. "Is Patty a Baddie?":	Absent
11. "Up All Night":	Non-speaking	39. "Slippery Slopes":	Absent
12. "Rotten Banana":	Absent	40. "Of B&B's and Piano Keys":	Absent
13. "OTDR":	Absent	41–42. "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors":	Absent
14. "Good Morning Table Town School":	Absent	43. "PS You're Fired":	Absent
15. "Wiz Ed":	Absent	*44. "Weird Delivery 2: Return to Pretendo Time":*	Non-speaking
16. "Mystery Spell":	Absent	45. "Next Year's Musical":	Absent
17. "Trash Clumpers":	Absent	46. "Troubles Wubbington":	Absent
18. "Wiff & Larry":	Absent	47. "Uncle Pat in Charge":	Absent
19. "Helping People Feels Good":	Absent	48. "Fab Fourteen":	Absent
20. "Dinner with Darryn":	Absent	49. "So Fluffy":	Absent
21. "Spoiled Again":	Absent	50. "Oh, Brother":	Absent
22. "Much Ado About Muffin":	Absent	51. "Don't Leave B Hangin'":	Absent
23. "Arrested Dehelenment":	Non-speaking	52. "Thunderstorm Game Night":	Absent
24. "Here Comes the Wedding Episode":	Appears	53. "No Thank You":	Absent
25. "Rock Kick":	Absent	54. "Love Ed":	Absent
26. "The Macaroni Affair":	Absent	55. "Souvenir Money":	Absent
27–28. "Kiff and Barry Save Halfway There Day":	Absent	56. "Kiff Loses Barry":	Absent

Non-canon media
Broken Karaoke
1. "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun":	Absent	2. "I Will Be a Superstar":	Absent
3. "Squirrel in My Pants":		Absent
Chibi Tiny Tales
1. "Super Slide":	Absent	7. "Witches Night Out":	Absent
2. "Toilet Flood Pool Party":	Absent	8. "Forbidden Flying Discs":	Absent
3. "Shock and Claw":	Absent	9. "Friendsgiving Fiasco":	Absent
4. "Bounce House":	Absent	10. "Hot Cocoa Craze":	Absent
5. "Froyo Frenzy":	Absent	11. "Don't Go Snow Friends":	Absent
6. "That's So Tandem":	Absent	12. "Worm Wars":	Absent
13. "Helen Hunt":		Absent
Chibiverse
1. "The Chibi Quiz Challenge":	Absent	5. "Stan's 11":	Absent
2. "The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz":	Absent	6. "Dr. Doof's Lab":	Absent
3. "Grown Ups Island":	Absent	7. "The Perfect Gift":	Absent
4. "Opposites Attack":	Absent	8. "Quackstreet Boys":	Absent
9. "Cheer Up Chibis":		Absent
How NOT to Draw
1. "How NOT to Draw: Kiff":	Absent	2. "How NOT to Draw: Helen & Principal Secretary":	Absent
3. "How NOT to Draw: Barry":		Absent
Random Rings
1. "Kiff Calls Kylie Cantrall":		Absent
Road Trip
1. "Field Trip Blues":	Absent	3. "Outta Gas":	Absent
2. "Roundabout":	Absent	4. "What's That Smell?":	Absent
5. "Historical Chairsburg":		Absent
Shorts Spectacular
1. "Kiff's Animal Kingdom Shorts Spectacular":		Absent
Theme Song Takeover
1. "Kiff Theme Song Takeover":	Absent	*3. "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff":*	Absent
2. "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel":	Absent	4. "Kiff Takes Over Kiff's Theme Song":	Absent
*5. "Helen Wants to Be on Wizards Beyond Waverly Place":*		Absent
Miscellaneous
Pilot:		Appears

Gallery[]

Click here to view the gallery for Bird Linda.

References[]

↑ "Up All Night".

v • e — Characters —
Protagonists	Kiff Chatterley • Barry Buns
Supporting characters	Beryl Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Mary Buns • Harry Buns • Terri Buns • Kristophe Buns • Trevor Angstrom • Renée du Bedat • Candle Fox • Reggie Racona • Helen • Miss Deer Teacher • Principal Secretary • Secretary Prince • Sweepy Steve • Roy Fox • Glarbin Gloobin
Recurring characters	Billiam • Gareth • Darryn Gherkinheim • Patty Hoot • Snekole • Agnes • Beverly • Flam Bingo • Pat Chatterley • Ghost Wolf • Dr. Lyon • Miss Moufflé • Pawva Mugg • Michaela Oats • The Pone • Rat • Mr. RiPeppa • Trollie • The Wall of Goat • Chubbles Wubbington
Minor characters	DJ Alan • Amira • Andrew • Hobart Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom • Annoying Andy • Baby New Year • Ben Bamboo • Banana • Flam Banjo • Bear Townsperson • Cherry Berry • Mama Berry • Biff • Biker Lady • Bill • Bird Greg • Bird Linda • Birthday Brian • Cakie Bonut • Jadley Brackson • Bríonne • Ridgeway Burlington • Cashier • Cedric • Rose Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Cheryl • Centaur Claus • Computer Gremlin • Lance Contract • Goldie Crispo • Dante • Dee • Dennis • Deryl • Diane • Diego • DJ Donna • Donnie • Drifter • Dumb Bird • Ed • Ben Finn • Quinn Finn • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Bad Boy • Meathead • Mystery Lad • Nice Guy • Party Girl) • Flip • Miss Foodcake • Gayle • Gerard • Ghost Grannie • Gladys • The Glamdals • Gordon • Gram Gram • Grandma Dog • Bort Grig • Ellis Gert Griswold • Lady Jane Harness • Dan Hill • Bigby Hind • Humphrey • Iris • Jean Claude • Jeffy • Jerry Jo • Jill • Judge Judegy • Kenny • Dean Kim • Kim • Klon • Kristen • L.E. • The Left Brothers • Cam Lensington • Lighthouse Keeper • Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo • Little Louis • Liz K. • Professor Lloyd • Lady Lorraine • Kyle Lyon • Regina Lyon • Mav • Meryl • Nick Namé • Nana Chubbs • Nice Old Singer • Other Barry • Tech Pelican • Mr. Penguino • Jackie Pennidötter • Pete • Phil • Rupert Pianovski • Markus Plue • Tarryn Plue • Kim Popularé • Rachel Racona • Robby Racona • Rad • Rex • Rhonda • Rita • Robyn • Rock • Granite Rockberg • Rockwell • Rodney • Joyce Rogers • Roo • Rory • Rosso • Ma Saddle • Pa Saddle • Rob Sadly • Todd Sadly • Sally • Scarm Scaremly • Scribbling Salvatore • Seagull Girl • Constable Secretary • Secretary Mom • Fred Shepherd • Forlington Slarvly • Slent • Slimmy P • Crumble Smallsmith • Tippy Snooker • Principal Swan • Timmy Table • Tara • Vanilla Tigner • Tony • Professor Totsy • The Tower • Tracey • Tracey's Parents • Harriet Trimble • Tuft Pierre Students • Miss Tulane • Tyler • Erica Von Ant • Wayne • Danny Wibbon • Wild Goose • George Meredith Willows

[1] "Up All Night".

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