Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium

Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium is a location in the series Kiff. It is a carpet store in Table Town.

Background[]

Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium is a carpet store in Table Town owned by Bort Grig. The store's slogan, as heard in its TV ad jingle, is "Carpet your world".

The store is the opening sponsor for "Kiff's Mix"; in the episode, Kiff, knowing that Barry is easily moved by emotional TV ads, sings the store's jingle to Barry to bring him to tears.

Appearances[]

Season 1
Opening sequence:		Absent
1. "Thirst to Be the First":	Absent	31. "Fresh Outta Grandmas":	Absent
2. "The Fourth Bath":	Absent	32. "Maybe-sitting":	Absent
3. "Pool Party":	Absent	33. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'":	Absent
4. "Road Trip":	Absent	34. "Life on the Inside":	Absent
5. "Brunch DJ":	Absent	35. "Weird Delivery":	Absent
6. "Career Day":	Absent	36. "No Dad Ideas":	Absent
7. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse":	Absent	37. "Faculty Lounge":	Absent
8. "Leave a Little Juice":	Absent	38. "Personal Assistant":	Absent
9. "Big Barry on Campus":	Absent	39–40. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash":	Absent
10. "Club Book":	Absent	41. "I Like to Move It!":	Mentioned
11. "Kiff's Mix":	Debut	42. "Hive Got an Idea":	Absent
12. "Kiff's on a Plane":	Absent	43. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!":	Absent
13. "Farley":	Absent	44. "Blooper Quest":	Absent
14. "Two for One Hot Dogs":	Absent	45. "When You Mow, You Mow":	Absent
15. "Halfway There Day":	Absent	46. "Harry's Maturity Crisis":	Absent
16. "Be Still My Harp":	Absent	47. "Silly Moods":	Absent
17. "Friendiversary":	Absent	48. "Chatterley vs. Chatterley":	Absent
18. "Totally Table Town":	Absent	49. "Hungee Squirrel":	Absent
19. "Hat":	Absent	50. "Foreverangees":	Absent
20. "Lost and Found":	Absent	51. "Snow More Ketchup":	Absent
21–22. "Principal Dance Socks":	Absent	52. "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom":	Absent
23. "Two Truths and a Bunny":	Absent	53. "Kiff Is Good at Sports":	Absent
24. "Nicknames":	Absent	54. "Mushroommates":	Absent
25. "The Sound of Helen":	Absent	55. "Principal Helen":	Absent
26. "Weekly Grocery Shop":	Absent	56. "Dial B for Butt":	Absent
27. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves":	Absent	57. "Fun Uncle Pat":	Absent
28. "Soup Opera":	Absent	58. "Kiff Escape!":	Absent
29. "Mall Leader":	Absent	59. "Beach Day":	Absent
30. "Ghost Wolf's Art":	Absent	60. "Sun's Out Buns Out":	Absent

Trivia[]

The store's phone number, 555-01-CARPET-DIEM, puns on the Latin phrase carpe diem.

Gallery[]

Click here to view the gallery for Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium.

Table Town
v • e — Locations —
Residential	Agnes' house • Angstrom residence • Buns residence • Chatterley residence (Kiff Chatterley's room) • Pat Chatterley's apartment • Dante's house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Fox mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Helen's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • The Pone's house • Rat's house • Reggie's house • Secretary Prince's house • Willows mansion
Office	Foxhole Productions • Law Office • Trongle + Gurble P.'s Trampoline Insurancees • WeNuts
Retail	7/24-7 • Bonut's Donuts • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Burger Stop • Café Penguino • Carlyle's Cars • The Cone Zone • Darryl H. Pizza • Dooley's Feather Barn • Okay Will Donation Center • Ollie's Olive Emporium • Partials • Pawsome Nailz • Pawva's Java • The Plaza • Rat's Hats and Mats • Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • The Rock Steady • Rook's Pawnshop • Saddles • Slim Pickins • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Stork's Sporks • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Mall • Wish Wash • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Yee Haw Boot Store
Leisure	The Cheese Caves • Table Town Carnival • Waterslide of Eternal Joy
Educational	Table Town High School • Table Town Middle School • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town University • Tuft Pierre
Civic	Serious Art Gallery • Table Town Airport • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Mayoral Council headquarters • Table Town Museum • Table Town Park • Table Town Public Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Steps
Agricultural	Dan Hill's Farms
Nature	Bannister Beach • Bench Beach • Foreverangees National Park • Mount Table • The Outskorts • Pegasus Field • Rolltop Woods