Centaur Claus

And remember... go easy on yourself.

Centaur Claus, "Halfway There Day"

Centaur Claus is a minor character in the series Kiff. He is the iconic patron of the holiday of Halfway There Day.

Profile[]

Centaur Claus is a magical centaur who is the patron of Halfway There Day, a holiday in which people around the world celebrate making it halfway through the year by putting 50% effort into everything. Like his species, his home reflects his association with half-related things: he lives on an island on the Equator, where he runs his workshop.

Personality[]

Centaur Claus holding his magical trash can.

Every Halfway There Day, Centaur Claus travels around the world and rewards people who embody the spirit of Halfway There Day by visiting their homes with his magical trash can, allowing them to throw away their New Year's resolutions (written on paper) and go easy on themselves for the remaining year.

In "Halfway There Day", Centaur Claus makes a miraculous surprise appearance at the Table Town Halfway There Day dinner crawl to resolve the dispute between Beverly and the crawl participants. He lectures them all about the true meaning of Halfway There Day, clarifying that the holiday is not about strictly giving 50% effort, but actually about simply not feeling pressured to give 100% effort. Afterwards, he invites everyone to throw their New Year's resolutions into his trash can.

For at least 200 years,^[1] he and Helen were in a relationship. Helen displays a picture of them in her apartment's living room, and they flirt with each other when they meet in "Halfway There Day".

By "Kiff and Barry Save Halfway There Day", Centaur Claus and Helen have broken up, but Helen continues texting him and later sends Kiff and Barry to the Equator to investigate why he has been ignoring her texts. The duo learn that Centaur Claus has been busy dealing with the theft of his trash can by his rival Baby New Year, the patron of New Year's Day. Kiff and Barry eventually manage to recover the trash can from Baby New Year, allowing Centaur Claus to undertake his annual journey around the world, as well as (briefly) text Helen back.

Appearances[]

Season 1
Opening sequence:		Absent
1. "Thirst to Be the First":	Absent	31. "Fresh Outta Grandmas":	Absent
2. "The Fourth Bath":	Absent	32. "Maybe-sitting":	Absent
3. "Pool Party":	Absent	33. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'":	Absent
4. "Road Trip":	Absent	34. "Life on the Inside":	Absent
5. "Brunch DJ":	Absent	35. "Weird Delivery":	Absent
6. "Career Day":	Absent	36. "No Dad Ideas":	Absent
7. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse":	Pictured	37. "Faculty Lounge":	Absent
8. "Leave a Little Juice":	Absent	38. "Personal Assistant":	Pictured
9. "Big Barry on Campus":	Absent	39–40. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash":	Absent
10. "Club Book":	Absent	41. "I Like to Move It!":	Absent
11. "Kiff's Mix":	Absent	42. "Hive Got an Idea":	Absent
12. "Kiff's on a Plane":	Absent	43. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!":	Absent
13. "Farley":	Absent	44. "Blooper Quest":	Absent
14. "Two for One Hot Dogs":	Absent	45. "When You Mow, You Mow":	Absent
15. "Halfway There Day":	Debut	46. "Harry's Maturity Crisis":	Absent
16. "Be Still My Harp":	Absent	47. "Silly Moods":	Absent
17. "Friendiversary":	Absent	48. "Chatterley vs. Chatterley":	Absent
18. "Totally Table Town":	Absent	49. "Hungee Squirrel":	Absent
19. "Hat":	Absent	50. "Foreverangees":	Absent
20. "Lost and Found":	Absent	51. "Snow More Ketchup":	Absent
21–22. "Principal Dance Socks":	Absent	52. "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom":	Absent
23. "Two Truths and a Bunny":	Absent	53. "Kiff Is Good at Sports":	Absent
24. "Nicknames":	Absent	54. "Mushroommates":	Absent
25. "The Sound of Helen":	Absent	55. "Principal Helen":	Absent
26. "Weekly Grocery Shop":	Absent	56. "Dial B for Butt":	Absent
27. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves":	Absent	57. "Fun Uncle Pat":	Absent
28. "Soup Opera":	Absent	58. "Kiff Escape!":	Pictured
29. "Mall Leader":	Absent	59. "Beach Day":	Absent
30. "Ghost Wolf's Art":	Absent	60. "Sun's Out Buns Out":	Absent

Season 2
Opening sequence:		Absent
1. "Kiff Has to Sneeze":	Absent	29. "Kristophe's Big Day Out":	Absent
2. "Never Meet Your Mailboxes":	Absent	30. "Annoying, Freaky, Cool":	Absent
3. "The Other Movie":	Absent	31. "A Troll Through the Woods":	Absent
4. "Roy-alty Check":	Absent	32. "Big Coat":	Absent
5. "Stramded":	Absent	33. "The Tower on Trevor":	Absent
6. "Hairstory":	Absent	34. "Friends On Line":	Absent
7. "Lights Out":	Absent	35. "Martin Waxed the Floors!":	Absent
8. "Dinner at Barry's":	Absent	36. "Juice Break":	Absent
9. "Taily":	Absent	37. "Stories Before Snories":	Absent
10. "Cocina Island":	Absent	38. "Is Patty a Baddie?":	Absent
11. "Up All Night":	Pictured	39. "Slippery Slopes":	Absent
12. "Rotten Banana":	Pictured	40. "Of B&B's and Piano Keys":	Absent
13. "OTDR":	Absent	41–42. "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors":	Mentioned
14. "Good Morning Table Town School":	Absent	43. "PS You're Fired":	Absent
15. "Wiz Ed":	Absent	*44. "Weird Delivery 2: Return to Pretendo Time":*	Absent
16. "Mystery Spell":	Absent	45. "Next Year's Musical":	Absent
17. "Trash Clumpers":	Absent	46. "Troubles Wubbington":	Absent
18. "Wiff & Larry":	Absent	47. "Uncle Pat in Charge":	Absent
19. "Helping People Feels Good":	Absent	48. "Fab Fourteen":	Absent
20. "Dinner with Darryn":	Absent	49. "So Fluffy":	Absent
21. "Spoiled Again":	Absent	50. "Oh, Brother":	Absent
22. "Much Ado About Muffin":	Absent	51. "Don't Leave B Hangin'":	Absent
23. "Arrested Dehelenment":	Pictured	52. "Thunderstorm Game Night":	Absent
24. "Here Comes the Wedding Episode":	Pictured	53. "No Thank You":	Absent
25. "Rock Kick":	Absent	54. "Love Ed":	Absent
26. "The Macaroni Affair":	Absent	55. "Souvenir Money":	Absent
27–28. "Kiff and Barry Save Halfway There Day":	Appears	56. "Kiff Loses Barry":	Absent

Trivia[]

Production[]

He is the Kiff universe's equivalent of Santa Claus, much like Halfway There Day is the show's equivalent of Christmas.

Gallery[]

Click here to view the gallery for Centaur Claus.

References[]

↑ "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors".

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[1] "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors".

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