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"Chatterley vs. Chatterley" is the second segment of the twenty-fourth episode of the first season of Kiff. It is the forty-eighth segment overall.

Synopsis[]

When leftovers go missing in the Chatterley home, they must settle the matter in family court.

Plot[]

One morning at the Chatterley home, Beryl notices that her leftover pizza slice is missing from the fridge, but Martin denies eating it. They decide to resolve the situation through a system the Chatterleys call "family court", wherein disagreements between two family members are settled by having the third member act as a judge. Kiff is set to judge the case, but Barry, who is hanging out at the house, wants to participate in family court as Beryl's lawyer. Kiff is thus reassigned as Martin's lawyer, while a judge-for-hire named Judge Judegy presides over the trial instead.

For her opening statement, Kiff, who finds the issue trivial and unworthy of having a trial over, simply says that Martin should be taken at his word. Barry, however, cites several pieces of supposed evidence and recommends for Martin to receive a one-month pizza ban if found guilty. Kiff requests for a recess and privately goes to her room, where she reaches into her pocket and takes out the crust from the missing slice, revealing herself to be the culprit. She contemplates confessing, but instead eats the crust and decides to double down on her lie.

The trial continues, with Kiff proposing that Beryl, who has a history of sleepwalking, ate the pizza slice in her sleep. Kiff then calls Martin's mother Rose as a witness to attest to Martin's good character, but Barry gets Rose to reveal that Martin ate her leftover pie at her last birthday. Terri, who took Martin's pizza order over the phone the previous night, is then called to the stand, and she recounts that Martin made a joke that his family would "get a slice if they're lucky", which is used against him. The Pone is also called as a witness, but Martin, who hates him, refuses to let him testify, even though the Pone says that he can provide an alibi to prove Martin's innocence.

Kiff requests for another recess and meets with Barry in the bathroom, where she insists to him that Martin is innocent. Barry reveals that the prosecution has increased their recommended sentence to a lifetime pizza ban and says that the defense's best option is to plead guilty in exchange for a reduced sentence. In the courtroom, Kiff enters a guilty plea on behalf of Martin, but Judge Judegy sentences him to a lifetime pizza (and popcorn) ban anyway, which prompts Kiff to finally admit that she ate the pizza slice. Beryl then reveals that everyone except Martin knew Kiff was the culprit the entire time, and that the trial was orchestrated to get Kiff to admit the truth herself. That night, Kiff serves everyone pizza in the backyard as her punishment.

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Continuity[]

  • In the "Gavel Groove" commercial, the Fran's Franks billboard and stand from "Two for One Hot Dogs" are seen in the park.
  • Kiff dresses up for court wearing the same suit, earrings, and heels that she wore while working at Table Town City Hall in "Career Day".
  • Rose calls Martin "my little gumdrop".

Errors[]

  • Judge Judegy's name is misspelled "Judge Judegey" in the end credits.

Production[]

  • The episode was inspired by an argument Lucy Heavens and Nic Smal had over a slice of pizza.[1]
  • The working title for the episode was "Chatterley Family Courtroom".[2]

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ve Episodes
Season 1 1. "Thirst to Be the First"/"The Fourth Bath" • 2. "Pool Party"/"Road Trip" • 3. "Brunch DJ"/"Career Day" • 4. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse"/"Leave a Little Juice" • 5. "Big Barry on Campus"/"Club Book" • 6. "Kiff's Mix"/"Kiff's on a Plane" • 7. "Farley"/"Two for One Hot Dogs" • 8. "Halfway There Day"/"Be Still My Harp" • 9. "Friendiversary"/"Totally Table Town" • 10. "Hat"/"Lost and Found" • 11. "Principal Dance Socks" • 12. "Two Truths and a Bunny"/"Nicknames" • 13. "The Sound of Helen"/"Weekly Grocery Shop" • 14. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves"/"Soup Opera" • 15. "Mall Leader"/"Ghost Wolf's Art" • 16. "Fresh Outta Grandmas"/"Maybe-sitting" • 17. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'"/"Life on the Inside" • 18. "Weird Delivery"/"No Dad Ideas" • 19. "Faculty Lounge"/"Personal Assistant" • 20. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash" • 21. "I Like to Move It!"/"Hive Got an Idea" • 22. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!"/"Blooper Quest" • 23. "When You Mow, You Mow"/"Harry's Maturity Crisis" • 24. "Silly Moods"/"Chatterley vs. Chatterley" • 25. "Hungee Squirrel"/"Foreverangees" • 26. "Snow More Ketchup"/"Kiff and Barry Go to Prom" • 27. "Kiff Is Good at Sports"/"Mushroommates" • 28. "Principal Helen"/"Dial B for Butt" • 29. "Fun Uncle Pat"/"Kiff Escape!" • 30. "Beach Day"/"Sun's Out Buns Out"
Specials "The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House" • Untitled Christmas special
Non-canon media Broken Karaoke: "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun"
Chibi Tiny Tales: "Super Slide" • "Toilet Flood Pool Party" • "Shock and Claw" • "Bounce House" • "Froyo Frenzy" • "That's So Tandem" • "Witches Night Out" • "Forbidden Flying Discs" • "Friendsgiving Fiasco"
Chibiverse: "The Chibi Quiz Challenge" • "The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz"
How NOT to Draw: "How NOT to Draw: Kiff"
Random Rings: "Kiff Calls Kylie Cantrall"
Shorts Spectacular: "Kiff's Animal Kingdom Shorts Spectacular"
Theme Song Takeover: "Kiff Theme Song Takeover" • "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" • "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff"
Miscellaneous: Pilot
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