Don't Get Better Than This

"Don't Get Better Than This" is a song from the Kiff episode "Two for One Hot Dogs".

It is performed by the nice old singer over a montage of Kiff and Barry contemplating whether their lives have peaked.

An instrumental muzak version of the song is later heard playing inside Slim Pickins in "Weekly Grocery Shop".

Lyrics[]

[Intro]

Nice Old Singer: Gather 'round!

Let me tell you what happens to a person... who's lived all the life there is to live.

[Verse]

Nice Old Singer: Oh, I've ridden on the fastest rollercoaster

Photobombed a theatrical poster

But it don't get better than this

I've chased tornadoes and discovered a star

That one time my mom let me drive her car

But it don't get better than this

[Chorus]

Nice Old Singer: Oh, there's nothin' more fun

Than a hot dog that comes two for one

When you've done all that can be done

And there's no more life to live

It don't get better

Don't get better than this

[Post-chorus]

Nice Old Singer: It sure don't...

[Verse]

Nice Old Singer: I've run with wild horses on the open plains

Did a glassblowing class with a guy named Wayne

But it don't get better than this

I took a peanut, I threw it up high

Caught it in my mouth even with closed eyes

But it don't get better than this

[Chorus]

Nice Old Singer: Oh, there's nothin' more fun

Than a hot dog that comes two for one

When you've done all that can be done

Oh...

There's nothin' more fun

Than a hot dog that comes two for one

When you've done all that can be done

And there's no more life to live

It don't get better

Don't get better than this

Gallery[]

Videos[]

Don't Get Better Than This-2

Kiff - Don’t Get Better Than This (PAL-High Tone)

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Season 1	"Thirst to Be the First" • "The Singalong Song" • "Kids with a Calling" • "Short Song 1 (Thank You)" • "Short Song 2 (Flipped the Tables)" • "BooHoo Wah Wah" • "Short Song 3 (We're Not Annoying)" • "High School Bunny" • "We're in High School Now" • "Carpet Your World" • "She Didn't Get the Joke" • "Rage" • "Don't Get Better Than This" • "Halfway There" • "Totally Table Town" • "Bring a Thing" • "They Really Like Me" • "He's Still Dancing" • "Got Character" • "Abras" • "Abras Montage Song" • "Nicknames" • "My Fair Helen Musical Medley" • "Do the Weekly Shop" • "The Ballad of Slimmy P" • "Cheese Caves Yodel" • "So Chunky" • "Most Fun I've Ever Had" • "At the Mall" • "We Are Goat" • "Brand New Crew" • "Wings of a Riddle" • "Opportunity's Here" • "Pack the House" • "Tell Us About Your Day" • "Bad Assistant" • "The Scarm Song" • "Sweet Compromise" • "We Are Goat Reprise" • "Things (Fail)" • "Things" • "I Mow" • "Me Against the Universe" • "Gavel Groove" • "Hungee Squirrel" • "Dry Fries (Helen Bongos Song)" • "We're at the Prom" • "A Lotta Helen" • "Never Going Back" • "Room to Rent" • "Right Here with You"
Specials	"Creeping Closer"
Themes	"Kiff Theme Song" • "Kiff End Credit Theme"
Soundtracks	Kiff: Season 1 (Original Soundtrack)
Non-canon media	Broken Karaoke: "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun" Theme Song Takeover: "Kiff Theme Song Takeover" • "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" • "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff"