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"Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff" is a short in Disney's Theme Song Takeover series, and the third short in the series to be focused on Kiff. It is a crossover with Phineas and Ferb, and features a reinterpretation of the Kiff theme song by Phineas and Ferb character Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Synopsis[]

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz arrives in Kiff's hometown of Table Town with one goal: turning everyone into an animal version of Doof.

Plot[]

While doing "pre-theme song stretches" in her room, Kiff is interrupted by the arrival of Phineas and Ferb's Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and a giant Theme Song Takeover logo through a portal. Doofenshmirtz explains that as part of his plan to expand past the Tri-State Area, he has visited Table Town to take over Kiff's theme song. Against Kiff's protests, Doofenshmirtz proceeds to use his "Doof-Inator" device to hijack the Kiff opening sequence, all while turning Kiff's fellow Tabletonians into versions of himself unable to say anything except "Doof".

As Doofenshmirtz prepares to leave through another portal to take over a different theme song, Kiff stops him and demands he change everyone back to normal. Before Doofenshmirtz can leave, Perry the Platypus emerges from the portal and kicks the Doof-Inator into the air. Principal Secretary catches the device, sets it to "Undoof" mode, then fires it, reverting its effects. To get back at Doofenshmirtz, Kiff takes a strand of her fur and gives it to Helen, who adds it to a potion. Helen fires the potion at Doofenshmirtz using a spray gun, turning him into a version of Kiff.

Transcript[]

Kiff: Ah. That's right, Kiff. Get loose. Get limber. [grunts] Don't wanna pull a hammy. Huh?
Doofenshmirtz: Hello! Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, comin' at ya!
Kiff: Ah, bu-bu-bu—but I'm kinda busy doing my pre-theme song stretches.
Doofenshmirtz: Ah, you can forget about those 'cause I'm taking over your theme song, kid!
Kiff: It's "Kiff", and why would you wanna do this?
Doofenshmirtz: Well, Koff—
Kiff: Still "Kiff".
Doofenshmirtz: I'm looking to expand past the Tri-State Area. So I thought, what better place to start than Table Town? And what better way to take over a town than by taking over the theme song? So out of my way, squirrel!
Kiff: [scoffs] The good people of Table Town will never let you get away with this!
Doofenshmirtz: Oh-ho-ho, yes, they will! When I hit them with the... Doof-Inator! You'll see how it works in a sec. Hit it!
"Doofed" Barry: Doof?
"Doofed" Beryl and Martin: Doof, Doof!
Doofenshmirtz and "Doofed" Barry: Doof, Doof, Doof!
Doofenshmirtz: Doof, Doof, Doof, Doof!
Coming through to make your town better
[unintelligible]
Evil schemes, and plenty of Inators
Oh, hey, look, now he's a Doofen-gator!
Behind my back, I'll zap this educator
Looking good, Doof, you can thank me later
Jubilation, 'cause there's no one greater
Helen: I refuse, to participate! [squawks]
"Doofed" Helen: Doof, Doof, Doof, Doof!
Doofenshmirtz: Now the whole town looks like their creator
Give it up for the Doof-Inator!
"Doofed" Tabletonians: Doof!
Doofenshmirtz: Well, this has been fun, but time to take over another theme song.
Kiff: [groans] You can't leave them like this! All they can say is "Doof"!
Doofenshmirtz: That's the point, Kliff. Goodbye forever!
Perry the Platypus?
No!
Kiff: Didn't I tell you the good people of Table Town would never let you get away with this?
Helen: Time for a taste of your own medicine! Kiff, if you wouldn't mind.
Kiff: Oh, I would the opposite of mind, Helen.
Doofenshmirtz: What are you gonna do to me? Do you know who I am? I'm— I'm— Kiff? Kiff! [gets cut off, mid-scream]

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ve Episodes
Season 1 1. "Thirst to Be the First"/"The Fourth Bath" • 2. "Pool Party"/"Road Trip" • 3. "Brunch DJ"/"Career Day" • 4. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse"/"Leave a Little Juice" • 5. "Big Barry on Campus"/"Club Book" • 6. "Kiff's Mix"/"Kiff's on a Plane" • 7. "Farley"/"Two for One Hot Dogs" • 8. "Halfway There Day"/"Be Still My Harp" • 9. "Friendiversary"/"Totally Table Town" • 10. "Hat"/"Lost and Found" • 11. "Principal Dance Socks" • 12. "Two Truths and a Bunny"/"Nicknames" • 13. "The Sound of Helen"/"Weekly Grocery Shop" • 14. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves"/"Soup Opera" • 15. "Mall Leader"/"Ghost Wolf's Art" • 16. "Fresh Outta Grandmas"/"Maybe-sitting" • 17. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'"/"Life on the Inside" • 18. "Weird Delivery"/"No Dad Ideas" • 19. "Faculty Lounge"/"Personal Assistant" • 20. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash" • 21. "I Like to Move It!"/"Hive Got an Idea" • 22. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!"/"Blooper Quest" • 23. "When You Mow, You Mow"/"Harry's Maturity Crisis" • 24. "Silly Moods"/"Chatterley vs. Chatterley" • 25. "Hungee Squirrel"/"Foreverangees" • 26. "Snow More Ketchup"/"Kiff and Barry Go to Prom" • 27. "Kiff Is Good at Sports"/"Mushroommates" • 28. "Principal Helen"/"Dial B for Butt" • 29. "Fun Uncle Pat"/"Kiff Escape!" • 30. "Beach Day"/"Sun's Out Buns Out"
Specials "The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House" • Untitled Christmas special
Non-canon media Broken Karaoke: "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun"
Chibi Tiny Tales: "Super Slide" • "Toilet Flood Pool Party" • "Shock and Claw" • "Bounce House" • "Froyo Frenzy" • "That's So Tandem" • "Witches Night Out" • "Forbidden Flying Discs" • "Friendsgiving Fiasco"
Chibiverse: "The Chibi Quiz Challenge" • "The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz"
How NOT to Draw: "How NOT to Draw: Kiff"
Random Rings: "Kiff Calls Kylie Cantrall"
Shorts Spectacular: "Kiff's Animal Kingdom Shorts Spectacular"
Theme Song Takeover: "Kiff Theme Song Takeover" • "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" • "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff"
Miscellaneous: Pilot
ve Songs
Season 1 "Thirst to Be the First" • "The Singalong Song" • "Kids with a Calling" • "Short Song 1 (Thank You)" • "Short Song 2 (Flipped the Tables)" • "BooHoo Wah Wah" • "Short Song 3 (We're Not Annoying)" • "High School Bunny" • "We're in High School Now" • "Carpet Your World" • "She Didn't Get the Joke" • "Rage" • "Don't Get Better Than This" • "Halfway There" • "Totally Table Town" • "Bring a Thing" • "They Really Like Me" • "He's Still Dancing" • "Got Character" • "Abras" • "Abras Montage Song" • "Nicknames" • "My Fair Helen Musical Medley" • "Do the Weekly Shop" • "The Ballad of Slimmy P" • "Cheese Caves Yodel" • "So Chunky" • "Most Fun I've Ever Had" • "At the Mall" • "We Are Goat" • "Brand New Crew" • "Wings of a Riddle" • "Opportunity's Here" • "Pack the House" • "Tell Us About Your Day" • "Bad Assistant" • "The Scarm Song" • "Sweet Compromise" • "We Are Goat Reprise" • "Things (Fail)" • "Things" • "I Mow" • "Me Against the Universe" • "Gavel Groove" • "Hungee Squirrel" • "Dry Fries (Helen Bongos Song)" • "We're at the Prom" • "A Lotta Helen" • "Never Going Back" • "Room to Rent" • "Right Here with You"
Specials "Creeping Closer"
Themes "Kiff Theme Song" • "Kiff End Credit Theme"
Soundtracks Kiff: Season 1 (Original Soundtrack)
Non-canon media Broken Karaoke: "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun"
Theme Song Takeover: "Kiff Theme Song Takeover" • "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" • "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff"
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