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Cast[]
- Kiff Chatterley
- Barry Buns
- Candle Fox
- Reggie
- Billiam
- Trevor Angstrom
- Renée du Bedat
- Principal Secretary
- Miss Deer Teacher
- The Wall of Goat
- Lady Lorraine
- Miss Rogers
- Gladys
Script[]
(Title Card with episode name appears while Sweepy Steve put a sign of the episode sponsor "The Wall of Goat")
The Wall of Goat: BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WALL OF GOAT!! WE HAVE SPOKEN!!
Table Town Middle School, Playground
(It's a very windy day, while Kiff and her friends are sitting in the stands of the soccer field. Kiff shows Barry and Renée his fingies, which are like thimbles)
Barry Buns: Wow, Kiff. Your fingies are so fancy.
Kiff Chatterley: Oh, these old things? Just added a bit of glitter. (she shows up her fingies)
Barry and Renée: Whoa! Oh!
Kiff Chatterley: It's nothing.
Candle Fox: Kiff's right. Her fingies are absolutely nothing. (shows her fingies on the left arm) On the other hand, I had my daddy's designers stylize my fingies. And on the other other hand... (shows her right arm with her fingies and Barry and Renée gasp) I have four more fingies than Kiff.
(Kiff, indignant, shows Candle that her fingies are better, Candle does the same until they are interrupted by a screech from the Star Star Throne Quest suitcase Reggie is carrying. And from that suitcase you can see that Reggie has a lot of fingies than the others)
Reggie: Not only do I have all these fingies, but I have 40 rare collectible fingies in my deluxe fingie sack. One for each finger and toe.
Kiff Chatterley: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Those numbers don't add up!
Trevor Angstrom: Hey guys, my fingies are just as good as Kiff's and Reggie's. See? (shows his fingies, which are actually things from the trash that Trevor put on his fingers)
(But the others are not interested in Trevor's "fingies". Kiff and Reggie start fighting over the fingies while Barry, Renée, Candle and Billiam yell at them)
Barry, Candle, Billiam and Renée: FINGIE FIGHT! FINGIE FIGHT!
(Principal Secretary places the school flag on the pole)
Principal Secretary: There. (until he sees the fight between Kiff and Reggie, but in reality, he doesn't do anything about it for now)
Barry, Candle, Billiam and Renée: FINGIE FIGHT! FINGIE FIGHT! FINGIE FIGHT! FINGIE FIGHT! (Kiff removes the fingies from Reggie's toes)
Reggie: Ow, oh. No!
Principal Secretary: Oh, no. Not another collecting craze.
Table Town School Principal's Office
(After the fight, the director confiscates all the fingies they collected from Kiff and her friends and puts them in a recycling bin)
All: AHHHH!!!
Kiff Chatterley: You can't do this! Fingies are our babies!
Principal Secretary: No, no, no, no, I've heard that before. You said the same thing about dabbles.
Kiff Chatterley: What are dabbles?
Principal Secretary: What? Are you serious? Last week, you were all obsessed with dabbles. And before that, it was bonkos... (the kids still don't understand so he makes a list of the banned items in school) Dabbles, major knarcks, snofters, pandanimals, scruddies, grunches, plomps, bullfumes, slim daddios, gingi pots, and bricks.
Kiff Chatterley: Now you're just making random noises. Anyway, we can't live without fingies!
(Everyone goes on strike in front of the director)
All: FINGIES ARE OUR BABIES!! FINGIES ARE OUR BABIES!!
(But the strike was useless, since the Principal Secretary already wrote Fingies' name on the banned items)
Trevor: I guess you're gonna to have to throw these out too. (shows him the trash he had before)
Principal Secretary: No, I'm only throwing away fingies. You can keep whatever those are. Or put them back in the trash where you found them. As for the rest of you, fingies are banned!
(Everyone feels sad)
Miss Deer Teacher's Class
Miss Deer Teacher: As I was saying, today is Family Tree Day. As we draw our family trees, remember that each branch represents a different family member. Any questions? (Kiff raises her hand) Yes, Kiff?
Kiff Chatterley: Can I have an extra branch for the "grandma" section? (goes to the whiteboard) I have two grandmas, plus a bonus grandma. I help the old lady acrossthe street clean her gutters. She gives me hard candy as a reward.