"Gavel Groove" is a song from the Kiff episode "Chatterley vs. Chatterley".
It is performed by Judge Judegy and her bailiff in a commercial for Judegy's "dial-a-judge" service.
Lyrics[]
- Judge Judegy: My name is Judegy, and I'm a judge
- And that's a fact on which I will not budge! (Bailiff: Yeah...)
- I'll come to your house or your place of work
- And I'll decide on who's being the jerk!
- My name is Judegy!
- Bailiff: Need someone to judge you?
- Judge Judegy: My name is Judegy!
- Bailiff: Need a legal breakthrough?
- Judge Judegy: There's a dance I'd like to show you and it's easy to do
- Anyone can do it, even you!
- You take your hand or your paw, or even your hoof (Bailiff: Yeah...)
- Bring it down hard, it—it's the gavel groove! (Bailiff: It's the gavel groove!)
- Do it!
- Bailiff: You should do it...
- Judge Judegy: Do the gavel groove, yeah!
- Do it with me!
- Bailiff: Gavel groove!
- Judge Judegy: Bri—bring it down!
- Yeah, gav—gavel it!
- Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth?
- Yeah, yeah
- Objection overruled,
- Yeah, yeah
- Judge Judegy: Call me! C—call me on 555-01-JUDEGY.
- Bailiff: That's 555-01-JUDEGY.
- Judge Judegy: Call me!
- Bailiff: JUDEGY.
- Judge Judegy: 555-01-JUDEGY.
- Bailiff: Gavel groove!
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