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"How NOT to Draw: Kiff" is a short in Disney's How NOT to Draw series. It stars Kiff Chatterley.

A "Halfway There Day" version featuring the animatic and final versions of the short played side by side was released on July 2, 2023, coinciding with that year's Halfway There Day.

Synopsis[]

When Kiff Chatterley is brought to life, she shows an overly serious animator how to loosen up through a series of silly games.

Plot[]

An animator presents viewers with step-by-step instructions on how to draw Kiff. While being drawn, Kiff speaks with the animator and encourages him to loosen up, repeatedly interrupting his tutorial by playing around and engaging the animator in various games. Eventually, the animator manages to get Kiff to stay still by playing a game of freeze tag with her, allowing him to finally finish drawing her.

Transcript[]

Animator: Welcome to "How to Draw Kiff".
Kiff: Psych! [laughs]
Animator: Start with her eyes, nose, and mouth.
Kiff: Hello, world!
Animator: Then carefully draw her head.
Kiff: You seem a little tense. Let's loosen up!
Animator: Wait, an unfinished drawing might—
Kiff: Okay, too loose.
Animator: As an artist, it's important to always take your work seriously.
Kiff: I agree! And today, our work is having fun.
Animator: Let's sketch the rest of Kiff's body.
Kiff: Ta-da!
Animator: When drawing Kiff's tail, model sheets can be used for reference to ensure it's drawn exactly right.
Kiff: Or not!
Animator: Wait, stop!
Kiff: Relax! Look what we can do now! Yee-haw!
Animator: Ouch.
Kiff: Oops! Sorry.
Animator: Now let's finish the drawing with her tail.
Kiff: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You gotta see this. It's a magic trick! You're gonna love it. Grab this cup...
Animator: [sighs] I suppose at times, you may have to briefly humor your drawing.
Kiff: And now for some magic words. Shibbidy boppidy, shibbidy boppidy, shibbidy boppidy, squirrel!
Animator: Kiff, you're obviously still under— Huh? W–Where'd you go?
Kiff: [laughs] Hey! You found me. Let's play some hide and seek.
Animator: Okay. [chuckles] You can go hide, and I'll—
Kiff: Can you find me?
Animator: Hang on. What?
Kiff: [laughs] [blows raspberry] [laughs]
Animator: Oh, Kiff.
Kiff: You're crushing this!
Animator: How'd she do that?
Kiff: Yoo-hoo!
Animator: [laughs]
Kiff: You did it! See, I knew you were fun.
Animator: Sometimes when teaching drawing, your drawing may have something to teach you.
Kiff: [laughs] Shucks.
Animator: Oh, hey, Kiff. What if I choose a game?
Kiff: Hey, now we're talking. What do you got?
Animator: How about... freeze tag?
Kiff: Ooh, good one!
Animator: And... go!
Kiff: [quickly moves around]
Animator: Freeze!
Kiff: Well played.
Animator: This has been "How Not to Draw Kiff".
Kiff: Hey, you gotta untag me!
Animator: Boop!
Kiff: [falls] I'm okay!

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  1. 1.0 1.1 Leal, Kevin (April 22, 2023). How NOT To Draw Kiff is out now!!! Boarded by me with additional panels by @SteveHirt :). Twitter. Retrieved on April 28, 2024.
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Season 1 1. "Thirst to Be the First"/"The Fourth Bath" • 2. "Pool Party"/"Road Trip" • 3. "Brunch DJ"/"Career Day" • 4. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse"/"Leave a Little Juice" • 5. "Big Barry on Campus"/"Club Book" • 6. "Kiff's Mix"/"Kiff's on a Plane" • 7. "Farley"/"Two for One Hot Dogs" • 8. "Halfway There Day"/"Be Still My Harp" • 9. "Friendiversary"/"Totally Table Town" • 10. "Hat"/"Lost and Found" • 11. "Principal Dance Socks" • 12. "Two Truths and a Bunny"/"Nicknames" • 13. "The Sound of Helen"/"Weekly Grocery Shop" • 14. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves"/"Soup Opera" • 15. "Mall Leader"/"Ghost Wolf's Art" • 16. "Fresh Outta Grandmas"/"Maybe-sitting" • 17. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'"/"Life on the Inside" • 18. "Weird Delivery"/"No Dad Ideas" • 19. "Faculty Lounge"/"Personal Assistant" • 20. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash" • 21. "I Like to Move It!"/"Hive Got an Idea" • 22. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!"/"Blooper Quest" • 23. "When You Mow, You Mow"/"Harry's Maturity Crisis" • 24. "Silly Moods"/"Chatterley vs. Chatterley" • 25. "Hungee Squirrel"/"Foreverangees" • 26. "Snow More Ketchup"/"Kiff and Barry Go to Prom" • 27. "Kiff Is Good at Sports"/"Mushroommates" • 28. "Principal Helen"/"Dial B for Butt" • 29. "Fun Uncle Pat"/"Kiff Escape!" • 30. "Beach Day"/"Sun's Out Buns Out"
Specials "The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House" • Untitled Christmas special
Non-canon media Broken Karaoke: "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun"
Chibi Tiny Tales: "Super Slide" • "Toilet Flood Pool Party" • "Shock and Claw" • "Bounce House" • "Froyo Frenzy" • "That's So Tandem" • "Witches Night Out"
Chibiverse: "The Chibi Quiz Challenge" • "The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz"
How NOT to Draw: "How NOT to Draw: Kiff"
Random Rings: "Kiff Calls Kylie Cantrall"
Shorts Spectacular: "Kiff's Animal Kingdom Shorts Spectacular"
Theme Song Takeover: "Kiff Theme Song Takeover" • "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" • "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff"
Miscellaneous: Pilot
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