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Cast[]
- Kiff Chatterley
- Barry Buns
- Martin Chatterley
- Beryl Chatterley
- Ma Saddle
- Pa Saddle
- Reggie
- Lance Contract
- Terri Buns
- Candle Fox
- Renée du Bedat
- Trevor Angstrom
- Unnamed kangaroo man
- Songster
Script[]
(Title Card with episode name appears while Sweepy Steve put a sign of the episode sponsor "Saddles")
Ma Saddle: Brought to you by Saddles Food Ranch. For the casual cowboy
(Kiff and her parents arrive at the restaurant)
Kiff Chatterley: Ah, Saddles.
(The interior of the restaurant is shown, where a crocodile waiter serves a plate of cheese sticks to an iguana, a bear waiter writes down a giraffe's order, a goat girl playing on a mechanical bull and finally flying away, and how some children celebrate a birthday in the restaurant. Martin plays a triangle which causes the restaurant's owners, Ma and Pa Saddles, to greet them)
Ma Saddle: Why, if it isn't the Chatterley clan.
Pa Saddle: Why you folks look more turned around than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. (His joke makes everyone laugh) Let's get you to your table.
(The Chatterleys make their way to their table and Pa Saddles gives them the menu)
Beryl Chatterley: Ooh.
(Ma Saddle gives Kiff an activity sheet with a maze, a box of crayons, and the menu)
Kiff Chatterley: Oh, no need for a menu. I'll take the usual.
Kiff & Ma Saddle: (at the same time) A Big Buckle Burger as big as my head, which is saying something because...
Kiff Chatterley: ...my head is big.
Ma Saddle: (at the same time as Kiff) ...your head is enormous.
Kiff Chatterley: (sighs) You get me, Ma and Pa Saddles.
(A few moments later, Kiff finishes the maze of her activity sheet, then she puts her signature on the bottom right)
Kiff Chatterley: And finished. (At that very moment, a waiter comes with their meals) Right in time for the vittles.
(The waiter serves Beryl a salad, Martin some pancakes, and a mouth-watering Kiff a Big Buckle Burger. And she takes a big bite out of the burger by opening her mouth as wide as she can)
Chatterley residence, Kiff's room
(Kiff is checking on her laptop some things to buy at Ibuy when she receives an email from Barry)
Kiff Chatterley: Oh, Barry just sent me an email. I bet it's great news. (Kiff logs into her email to see Barry's email) "Bad news. Running over now." Huh? (Kiff clicks on the attached link, which takes her to an article in the Table Town Tribune) "Meet the latest internet sensation. HUNGEE SQUIRREL?!" (gasps) I've been memed? (Kiff looks worriedly at the memes they made to her) Why didn't anyone tell me I looked like that when I eat? How could you humillate me like this, Internet? I have you the best years of my life!
Lance Contract: (from a pop-up ad) Have you been wronged?
Kiff Chatterley: Yes! Thank you, Internet. I never should have doubted you.
Lance Contract: I'm Lance Contract, trusted local lawyer, and I will fight for you!
Kiff Chatterley: Yes, you will. (she grabs a post-it note and writes down Lance Contract's address and number. Immediately, Barry arrives exhausted at Kiff's room)
Barry Buns: Kiff! (he breathes heavily because he is so tired) Hungee Squirrel! (exhales) What are we gonna do?
Kiff Chatterley: Way ahead of you. Let's go, Bar.