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"There's an unknown ingredient in the mix!!"
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Cast[]
- Kiff Chatterley
- Barry Buns
- Trevor Angstrom
- Candle Fox
- Professor Totsy
- Billiam
- Darryn
- Teenage Dog Girl
- Bort Grig
Script[]
(Title Card with episode name appears while Sweepy Steve put a sign of the episode sponsor "Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium")
Bort Grig: Brought to you by Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium. “Carpet Your world”
(On the Cableway, Kiff, Barry and Trevor head home)
Kiff Chatterley: Thanks for inviting us over, Trevor.
Barry Buns: Yeah, first time hang!
Trevor Angstrom: Yeah, when we got this sick new giant TV, i thought: Kiff and Barry have got to see this thing.
Barry Buns: I like that you live way out on Rolltop Woods like and old wizard.
Trevor Angstrom: Are you even listening about my big TV? I'm talking about sound blasting out of the carpet and ceiling. You'll need earmuffs!
Kiff and Barry: Yeah, you said that before.
Trevor Angstrom: Reclinable leather chairs, suede cup holders, a voice-activated remote massage your feet while you watch TV. It'll blow your minds!
Kiff Chatterley: Trevor, buddy, we're already sold.
(The three friends just arrived)
Kiff Chatterley: So, uh, where is the big TV?
Trevor Angstrom: (nerviouslly) I made it up! My family doesn't own a TV. My mom keeps her collection of dried herbs in the spot where a TV should go! And, this totally is an old wizard house.
(They show us the outside of the house, where a unicorn eats an apple)
Barry Buns: So, no suede cup holders then?
Trevor Angstrom: (sighs) You probably both want to leave now, So, I'll turn around and, uh, make things easy for you.
Kiff chatterley: Huh?, we don't care about the TV.
Trevor Angstrom: Really?
Kiff Chatterley: Really!
(Then, Kiff, Barry and Trevor start playing, first they play a fashion runway with Trevor's family's winter clothes. Second, they start playing "The Floor is Lava". Kiff and Barry try to grab Trevor but he falls to the ground)
Trevor Angstrom: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (pretending to burn with lava)
(Kiff and Barry stage a fake funeral for Trevor. Third, they play wedding with sock puppets)
Kiff Chatterley: (with another sock puppet) Whoa! (Everyone laughs until Barry's stomach starts grumbling)
Barry Buns: (to his stomach) Heard you loud and clear, tummy. (sees Trevor) Do you have any cereal, Trevor?
Trevor Angstrom: Mm-Hmm, Follow me! (throws his puppet)
Kiff Chatterley: Brace yourself. (they head to the kitchen) I shudder to think what sort of crunch cereal this house has.
Barry Buns: Uh, hungry for oats?
Kiff Chatterley: Hehe.
(Trevor opens the cereal shelf, Kiff and Barry gape)
Barry Buns: Whoa! Choco Lanters! Hay Barrels! Corn Flakes! Grabe Rubber Boomz!
Kiff Chatterley: Yumpers? Dandies? (She gasps) ANDREW'S MIX?!!
Barry Buns: Whoa, baby! (grabs a box of Yumpers and sniffs it) I didn't even think you could get Yumpers in this country.
Trevor Angstrom: Whoa, you guys sure love cereal. I should've opened with this
Kiff Chatterley: (thinking) Gosh, I don't know which one to try first... (Kiff immediately comes up with a great brilliant idea, grabs a bowl and puts in as much cereal as she can, which brings Barry to tears. Finally, she pours milk to the bowl) Gentleman and Gentleman, I present for you: Kiff's Mix.
(They each take a spoon and eat a spoonful of the cereal mixture. It gives Kiff a feeling of satisfaction when trying her mix. Then they start to eat quickly)
Trevor Angstrom: Oh, trascendent!
Barry Buns: Oh, the harmony!
Kiff Chatterley: All my life, I've felt I was destined to do something great. And now I know it was to do this. Create the world's best bowl of cereal. (They soon realize that the bowl of cereal is empty)
Trevor Angstrom: Can you make us some more?
Kiff Chatterley: (digging through all the cereal boxes) A little bit of this, a little of that... (he spoons into her new mix) No, IT'S ALL WRONG!!!! (throws the bowl)
Barry Buns: I'm already forgetting what it tasted like.
Trevor Angstrom: (removing the remains of cereal from his fur) I'm just happy you're both still here. It's all gravy. (goes to the sink to dispose of what's left of old Kiff's Mix, but Kiff stops him)
Kiff Chatterley: STOP!! There's still some cereal milk left from the original bowl. We can work backwards from this!
Trevor Angstrom: But how?
Kiff Chatterley: (calls to her phone) Table Town Science Lab? I've got a cereal milk sample. I need analysis of, stat. (Barry gives her a sample baggie of the remaining cereal milk) Yeah? Yeah? All right! Thank you so much! (cuts the call) They said no, unless we can cough up 100 nuts for the lab fee.
Trevor Angstrom: Do you get Internet on your phone? Can we stream TV on that baby?
Barry Buns: Trevor, focus!
(A crowd comes to the park to see Kiff's presentation)
Kiff Chatterley: Gather round and gather up! I'm here to spread the good word about a magical mixture with all the best cereals that will dazzle your taste buds. That's right, buds! The Kiff's Mix! (She shows everyone a box of Andrew's Mix but with Kiff's face and name plastered on the box) Available tomorrow at Trevor's house for the low, low cost of one nut per bowl! (Shows an offering bag to the public)
Candle Fox: Why would we buy cereal from you with our own money? We all have cereal at home that our parents brought of us. (That question makes Kiff doubt)
Kiff Chatterley: I'm losing them. Trev, you want to tap in?
Trevor Angstrom: What? Why me?
Barry Buns: You are a natural-born showman.
Kiff Chatterley: Yeah, you really had us going about that big, fake TV. Just go out there and do exactly the same thing. (hands Trevor the offering bag and hat) Go out there! Yeah!
(Trevor walks out on stage as people gossip about this supposed miracle cereal)
Trevor Angstrom: Hi, everybody! So, uh, Kiff's Mix has... suede cup holders!
Darryn: The cereal has cup holders? (the public begins to doubt)
Kiff Chatterley: (muttering) Not exactly the same thing
Teenage Dog Girl: Hey! I want to hear more about these cup holders!
Barry Buns: Wait, they like it! Keep Going!
Trevor Angstrom: Each box has a voice-activated remote that massages your feet. (the public begins to be interested) Each box has a reclining leather chair. (everybody applauds) Each bite will blow you minds! (everyone gives nuts coins to trevor)
Kiff Chatterley: Table Town Lab, here we come!
(Professor Totsy receives the original Kiff's Mix sample)
Professor Totsy: You know, when I took this job, I thought it was gonna be a lot more stuff like this. Handling milk! (Throws the milk on the keyboard, which makes the computer process) Oh, here is your data (The computer prints out a long sheet of all the components of the cereal mix)
Kiff Chatterley: Ok, 6% Yumpers... got that, I did that... uh. What?
Professor Totsy: (grabs the sheet and gasps) 1% unknown? Your cereal contains an ingredient currently unknown to science!
Barry Buns: Well, how re we supposed to find an unknown ingredient?
Professor Totsy: You must have had it around the day you mixed the first cereal, right? (She hands the results sheet to Kiff) Retrace your steps and you'll find the right ingredient. That's what I do.
Angstrom Residence
(Birds chirping. A fairy sits on the roof of Trevor's house while the 3 boys try to recreate everything they did the day before)
Kiff Chatterley: Let's do this.
(First they recreate the fashion catwalk, then the game "The floor is lava" at the moment where Trevor falls)
Barry Buns: Nooo! (says it while grabbing Kiff)
(Then Trevor's fake funeral. Kiff looks at her watch. And finally, they recreate the sock puppet wedding)
Kiff Chatterley: Ah! (Barry laughs)
Trevor Angstrom: Ok, now what? (Barry's stomach grumbles)
Barry Buns: Shhh, tummy. We're trying to think.
Kiff Chatterley: Wait, that's what happened last time. To the kitchen!
(Trevor's kitchen)
Kiff Chatterley: I was mixing the cereals and Trevor was getting the spoons then Barry was holding the big bowl.
Trevor Angstrom: This is hopeless! (throws his spoon, it falls into a bottle of honey and breaks it) My new friends, I mean, the investors are gonna be here soon!
Barry Buns: Hopeless.
Kiff Chatterley: Trevor... What is up with you today? You gonna make Barry cry!
Barry Buns: Oh, here come the waterworks again.
Kiff Chatterley: Again?
Barry Buns: Your mixing was so beautiful last time, I was moved to tears.
(flashbacks)
Kiff Chatterley: Gentleman and Gentleman, I present for you: Kiff's Mix. (At that moment, Barry drops a tear that falls into the bowl of cereal)
(End of flashback)
Kiff Chatterley: Barry, that's it! Your tears are the secret ingredient!
Trevor Angstrom: There might just be enough time to prep all the cereal!
(The friends begin to prepare the mix in a giant bowl)
Kiff Chatterley: Six percent this, two percent that. Great! All we need now is ye olde secret ingredient. Barry, you're up! (Immediately, Barry tries to cry but can't)
Barry Buns: I can't force a cry. I have to feel something
Kiff Chatterley: I know what always make you cry. Commercials on TV!
(The boys sit on the living room floor, but notice that Trevor doesn't have a TV)
Trevor Angstrom: We're doomed.
Kiff Chatterley: Wait. Unless... (She climbs on the shelf, grabs a salt shaker and starts to sing)
♪ You've walked so far on the path of life ♪
♪ And there's still a ways to go ♪
Barry Buns: Oh no!
Kiff Chatterley: ♪ Because every step on the street, hurts your little feet ♪
♪ And there's so much you don't know ♪
♪ Hardwood. It's not good ♪
♪ Cobblestone, hobble home ♪
♪ Something sentimental. Diamonds and pearls ♪ (Trevor grabs a glass from a shelf)
♪ Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium. Carpet Your world ♪ (Bort Grig appears in the background)
Barry Buns: WHY CAN'T WE ALL HAVE CARPET SO NICE?! (sobs while Trevor collects his tears. Immediately, someone knocks on the door)
Candle Fox: Hello? It's tomorrow! (more people from yesterday are also coming) We're here for this so-called miracle cereal. Let us in!
Trevor Angstrom: Ah! They're here! (opens the door and watch the crowd) Welcome, welcome!
Someone: Make with the Kiff's Mix!
Trevor Angstrom: One sec. (He enters his house and closes the door. Kiff and Barry continue to prepare the cereal) Come on, slowpokers. We need to move the product. Pedal to the metal!
Kiff Chatterley: I'm going as fast as I can, Trev.
Trevor Angstrom: Just think on the demand.
Kiff Chatterley: What do you mean?
Trevor Angstrom: We're going to mass-produce Kiff's Mix. (eats a drop of cereal)
Kiff Chatterley: Whoa, whoa, whoa. We never discussed that!
Trevor Angstrom: We'd be fools not to expand. Remember, Kiff, it's your destiny.
(Kiff then imagines her supposed future. Where Trevor is the owner of the Kiff's Mix company and Kiff is a slave preparing the bowls of cereal. When she sees a tube in which drops come out into the bowls)
Kiff Chatterley: Huh? Never noticed this tube before (She decides to climb the tube where there is a hatch, opens it, enters and finds Barry locked up forced to watch TV commercials, which makes Barry cry and his tears enter the tubes) NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(Kiff snaps out of her imaginary future, grabs the large bowl of cereal, and takes it to the sink where she's ready to throw it all away)
Trevor Angstrom: Kiff, what are you doing?
Barry Buns: Easy, easy!
(Kiff starts listening to the crowd)
Crowd: KIFF'S MIX! KIFF'S MIX!
Trevor Angstrom: Don't do anything you'll regret, Kiff. There's an angry mob of my potential new friends out there who we promised that cereal to!
Kiff Chatterley: Say this is the last batch or it all goes sinkside!
Trevor Angstrom: Uh... (he takes time to decide when a drop of milk falls into the sink) Okay, okay! I'll never make another batch of Kiff's Mix. I promise. (Kiff puts the bowl down and they both give each other little fingers as a sign of promise, but... ) Ah!
(Trevor throws Kiff towards the cereal rack and locks her in with a ladle)
Barry Buns: Trevor, what have you done?
Trevor Angstrom: You're fired, Kiff! We have the recipe. Barry and I don't need you. (Kiff tries to open the door but can't)
Barry Buns: Can't we just go back to when we were three friends eating ten cereals at once?! (sobs again and Trevor puts him on top of the bowl)
Trevor Angstrom: Yes, YES! Liquid gold! Keep 'em coming!
Kiff Chatterley: Trevor, stop it! You weirdo! stop trying to collect Barry's tears!
Trevor Angstrom: But they make the cereal tastes so good! (The people enter the house)
Candle Fox: Wait. What?
Trevor Angstrom: Oh, hey guys! Just collecting Barry's tears to make more delicious Kiff's Mix for everybody. They're the special secret ingredient. (Pull Barry's face out of milk, everyone is shocked)
Candle Fox: Ew.
(The crowd leaves Trevor's house angry and very disappointed in what just happened)
Trevor Angstrom: (sad) They're all leaving.
Kiff Chatterley: We know, Trev. And it's okay. (Kiff and Barry comfort Trevor and hug him)
(The three friends sit on the couch with a bowl of cereal each)
Trevor Angstrom: I'm sorry I got so crazy back there. The real thing that make Kiff's Mix so good was eating it with two good buddies like you. (The three friends clink their spoons and start eating the cereal)
Barry Buns: I liked seeing a more intense side of you actually. Like an evil old wizard.
Kiff Chatterley: All right, ready for this, Trevor?
Trevor angstrom: Oh, I was born ready.
Bort Grig: (on TV) ♪ Something sentimental. Diamonds and pearls... ♪ (A baby appears being rolled up with a soft carpet) ♪ Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium. Carpet Your world ♪ (Ending that commercial makes Kiff, Barry, and Trevor end up crying)
END OF THE EPISODE