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"Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" is a short in Disney's Theme Song Takeover series, and the second short in the series to be focused on Kiff. It features Kiff Chatterley parodying the theme songs of several other Disney series.

Synopsis[]

Kiff gets covered in Helen's magic Theme Song Takeover potion.

Plot[]

Kiff enters Helen's classroom and finds Helen experimenting with the Theme Song Takeover logo. Helen explains that she is concentrating the power of the logo into a potion that will let her take over any theme song, allowing her to finally become famous. Barry suddenly barges into the room and accidentally hits Helen with the door, causing her to spill her potion onto Kiff, who starts glowing and levitating.

Kiff finds herself in the opening sequence of Phineas and Ferb, taking the place of Phineas Flynn. Afterwards, she finds herself replacing various other Disney characters in the opening sequences of their respective shows: Cricket Green from Big City Greens, Kim Possible from Kim Possible, Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia, Star Butterfly from Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Gretel Grant-Gomez from Hamster & Gretel, Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls, Scrooge McDuck from DuckTales, and Luz Noceda from The Owl House. While this is happening, Helen and Barry try to get through to Kiff, urging her to snap back to reality before her brain becomes permanently scrambled. Helen manages to return Kiff to normal by pouring a bucket of water over her, but a thirsty Barry then drinks the potion, causing him to take Dale's place in the Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers intro.

Transcript[]

Kiff: Hey, Helen! What are you with the Theme Song Takeover logo?
Helen: Ah, Kiff. I'm concentrating the power of the logo into this potion so I can take over any theme song I choose. Just one small drop and I'll finally get the fame I deserve!
Barry: Hey, friends!
Kiff: Ugh!
Helen: My potion!
Kiff: I think I'm glowing!
What the heck is going on?
Why am I singing a song?
There's a platypus chilling in this backyard
Helen: Kiff, you took too much potion
Now there's chaos in motion!
Kiff: This whole thing is catching me off... guard!
Barry: Kiff, come back!
Kiff: Now I'm a wacky country kid!
Doin' fun stuff that Dad forbids!
Helen: Kiff, you must get out before your brain! Gets! Scrambled!
Kiff: I'm your basic average squirrel
And I'm here to save the world
You can't stop me, 'cause I'm Kiff Possible
Now I'm in this smelly bog
We're jumping on mushrooms
My best buddy is a frog
What's happening with that moon? [screams]
It's gettin' really weird
It's gettin' really wild
Not from around here
Where is that unicorn's body?
Barry: Kiff, can you hear my voice?
You need to wake up!
Kiff: Hamster!
Hamster and squirrel!
My brother Kevin, bless his heart!
What are the secrets of Gravity Falls? [gasps]
Two-for-one sale on... eyeballs? [yelps]
SquirrelTales, ah-woo-ooh!
Why am I chasing a dime? It's ten cents!
Barry: Kiff!
Kiff: Now I've got a hunch
I'm gonna be this demon's lunch!
Whoa!
Helen: Stay with us!
Barry: It's your best friends! Barry and Helen.
Helen: Well, I mean, we're not really that close.
Barry: Not the time, Helen.
Helen and Barry: You're back!
Kiff: Phew. And it looks like everything's finally back to normal! We just need to be more careful with that potion.
Helen: Barry, what have you done?
Barry: I get thirsty when I'm nervous! Oh, something's happening!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Barry!

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  • Like other Broken Karaoke, Random Rings, Shorts Spectacular, and Theme Song Takeover media, the short is animated in Flash instead of the hand-drawn, digital ink-and-paint style of Kiff.
    • Unlike the other Flash-animated extras, this short was animated by the Canadian animation studio Mercury Filmworks.[1]
  • The line "My brother Kevin, bless his heart!" was originally written as "I think my brother Kevin is kind of a loser", but this was changed after being deemed too out of character for Kiff to say.[2]

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ve Episodes
Season 1 1. "Thirst to Be the First"/"The Fourth Bath" • 2. "Pool Party"/"Road Trip" • 3. "Brunch DJ"/"Career Day" • 4. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse"/"Leave a Little Juice" • 5. "Big Barry on Campus"/"Club Book" • 6. "Kiff's Mix"/"Kiff's on a Plane" • 7. "Farley"/"Two for One Hot Dogs" • 8. "Halfway There Day"/"Be Still My Harp" • 9. "Friendiversary"/"Totally Table Town" • 10. "Hat"/"Lost and Found" • 11. "Principal Dance Socks" • 12. "Two Truths and a Bunny"/"Nicknames" • 13. "The Sound of Helen"/"Weekly Grocery Shop" • 14. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves"/"Soup Opera" • 15. "Mall Leader"/"Ghost Wolf's Art" • 16. "Fresh Outta Grandmas"/"Maybe-sitting" • 17. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'"/"Life on the Inside" • 18. "Weird Delivery"/"No Dad Ideas" • 19. "Faculty Lounge"/"Personal Assistant" • 20. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash" • 21. "I Like to Move It!"/"Hive Got an Idea" • 22. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!"/"Blooper Quest" • 23. "When You Mow, You Mow"/"Harry's Maturity Crisis" • 24. "Silly Moods"/"Chatterley vs. Chatterley" • 25. "Hungee Squirrel"/"Foreverangees" • 26. "Snow More Ketchup"/"Kiff and Barry Go to Prom" • 27. "Kiff Is Good at Sports"/"Mushroommates" • 28. "Principal Helen"/"Dial B for Butt" • 29. "Fun Uncle Pat"/"Kiff Escape!" • 30. "Beach Day"/"Sun's Out Buns Out"
Specials "The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House" • Untitled Christmas special
Non-canon media Broken Karaoke: "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun"
Chibi Tiny Tales: "Super Slide" • "Toilet Flood Pool Party" • "Shock and Claw" • "Bounce House" • "Froyo Frenzy" • "That's So Tandem" • "Witches Night Out"
Chibiverse: "The Chibi Quiz Challenge" • "The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz"
How NOT to Draw: "How NOT to Draw: Kiff"
Random Rings: "Kiff Calls Kylie Cantrall"
Shorts Spectacular: "Kiff's Animal Kingdom Shorts Spectacular"
Theme Song Takeover: "Kiff Theme Song Takeover" • "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" • "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff"
Miscellaneous: Pilot
ve Songs
Season 1 "Thirst to Be the First" • "The Singalong Song" • "Kids with a Calling" • "Short Song 1 (Thank You)" • "Short Song 2 (Flipped the Tables)" • "BooHoo Wah Wah" • "Short Song 3 (We're Not Annoying)" • "High School Bunny" • "We're in High School Now" • "Carpet Your World" • "She Didn't Get the Joke" • "Rage" • "Don't Get Better Than This" • "Halfway There" • "Totally Table Town" • "Bring a Thing" • "They Really Like Me" • "He's Still Dancing" • "Got Character" • "Abras" • "Abras Montage Song" • "Nicknames" • "My Fair Helen Musical Medley" • "Do the Weekly Shop" • "The Ballad of Slimmy P" • "Cheese Caves Yodel" • "So Chunky" • "Most Fun I've Ever Had" • "At the Mall" • "We Are Goat" • "Brand New Crew" • "Wings of a Riddle" • "Opportunity's Here" • "Pack the House" • "Tell Us About Your Day" • "Bad Assistant" • "The Scarm Song" • "Sweet Compromise" • "We Are Goat Reprise" • "Things (Fail)" • "Things" • "I Mow" • "Me Against the Universe" • "Gavel Groove" • "Hungee Squirrel" • "Dry Fries (Helen Bongos Song)" • "We're at the Prom" • "A Lotta Helen" • "Never Going Back" • "Room to Rent" • "Right Here with You"
Specials "Creeping Closer"
Themes "Kiff Theme Song" • "Kiff End Credit Theme"
Soundtracks Kiff: Season 1 (Original Soundtrack)
Non-canon media Broken Karaoke: "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun"
Theme Song Takeover: "Kiff Theme Song Takeover" • "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" • "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff"
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