This is exactly why I hate kids!
Lady Lorraine, "Fresh Outta Grandmas"
Lady Lorraine is a minor character in the series Kiff. She is a resident of Table Town who lives in the Outskorts.
Profile[]
Lady Lorraine is an elderly woman who inhabits the only house in the Outskorts of Table Town, far from the city's metropolitan area. She is notorious for her hatred of children.
Appearance[]
Lady Lorraine is a green-skinned chameleon with a patch of yellow on her stomach. She has a wrinkled face, wears glasses and pink sandals, and walks with a cane for support.
Personality[]
Lady Lorraine is a grouchy woman who lives in seclusion in the Outskorts and especially dislikes children. For company, she keeps a mannequin which she names "Ralph". Lorraine does, however, have a more sociable side when dealing with adults, and she enjoys garden parties. Gladys is a friend of hers.
In "Fresh Outta Grandmas", Lorraine is the final "grandma" whom Kiff and her friends need to collect a piece of hard candy from in order to win the game Gram Grabs. In the game, she is known as "The Grandma Who Hates Children". To get Lorraine to warm up to her, Kiff invites several other old ladies to Lorraine's house for a garden party. After giving Kiff a candy piece, however, Lorraine learns that she has merely been "collected" for a game and flies into a rage, throwing objects from her home at the children. While apologizing to the old ladies for treating them like objects, Kiff specifically excludes Lorraine from her apology.
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