Every episode of Kiff features a sponsor that presents a brief message during the episode's opening title card sequence. These sponsors are businesses, products, services, or characters (or even abstract concepts, in the case of "Ghost Wolf's Art") that appear at some point in the episode.
Lucy Heavens and Nic Smal have explained that as they were developing Kiff, they realized the wide variety of businesses found within the city of Table Town and began the opening sponsor gag in response to that.[1]
Episode sponsors[]
Season 1[]
Title card | Appearance | Title |
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Sponsor | ||
Sponsor message | ||
"Thirst to Be the First" | ||
Wibbon's Ribbons | ||
Dilton Wibbon: "Brought to you by Wibbon's Ribbons. Looking for ribbons? Think Wibbon's!" | ||
"The Fourth Bath" | ||
Dooley's Feather Barn | ||
Terri: "Brought to you by Dooley's Feather Barn. If it's stinky, it's a Dooley's!" | ||
"Pool Party" | ||
Pam's Protection | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Pam's Protection. Threat averted." | ||
"Road Trip" | ||
Dan Hill's Grass | ||
Dan Hill: "Brought to you by Dan Hill's Grass." | ||
"Brunch DJ" | ||
Café Penguino | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Café Penguino. When you're here, you're at a restaurant." | ||
"Career Day" | ||
Dolphin Cars | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Dolphin Cars. Water you waiting for?" | ||
"The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse" | ||
Foxhole Productions | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Foxhole Productions." | ||
"Leave a Little Juice" | ||
Delfman's Dry Bread | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Delfman's Dry Bread. Want moisture? Go jump in a lake. We're bread!" | ||
"Big Barry on Campus" | ||
Yoga for Principals | ||
Secretary Prince: "Brought to you by Yoga for Principals. Loosen up!" | ||
"Club Book" | ||
Town Hall Meetings | ||
Glarbin: "Brought to you by Table Town Town Hall Meeting. Wanna complain? Do it in person." | ||
"Kiff's Mix" | ||
Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium. Carpet your world." | ||
"Kiff's on a Plane" | ||
Fly Guys | ||
Announcer: "This episode's brought to you by Fly Guys, the 32-year anniversary volleyball edition, out now." | ||
"Farley" | ||
Wish Wash | ||
Agnes: "Brought to you by Wish Wash! Cleaning with magic since 1493." | ||
"Two for One Hot Dogs" | ||
Fran's Franks | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Fran's Franks! Two for one hot dogs? It doesn't get better than this!" | ||
"Halfway There Day" | ||
Slim Pickins | ||
Sally: "Brought to you by Slim Pickins. We're never out of stock." | ||
"Be Still My Harp" | ||
Dr. Lyon | ||
Dr. Lyon: "Brought to you by Dr. Lyon. A lion you can rely on." | ||
"Friendiversary" | ||
Table Town Gift Emporium | ||
Drifter: "Brought to you by the Table Town Gift Emporium. The one-stop shop for any last-minute gifts." | ||
"Totally Table Town" | ||
Björn's Blu-Tooth Speakers | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Björn's Blu-Tooth Speakers. Takes a slaying and keeps on playing. That's Björn." | ||
"Hat" | ||
Rat's Hats and Mats | ||
Rat: "Brought to you by Rat's Hats and Mats. We got hats, we got mats. Them's the facts." | ||
"Lost and Found" | ||
Sadly Sleeps Soundly Mattresses | ||
Rob Sadly: "Brought to you by Sadly Sleeps Soundly Mattresses. We're a laugh riot!" | ||
"Principal Dance Socks" | ||
Dancing on the Tables | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Dancing on the Tables. Table Town's number one reality dance show." | ||
"Two Truths and a Bunny" | ||
Darryl H. Pizza | ||
Terri: "Brought to you by Darryl H. Pizza, where not just any pizza will cut it! Pizza comes uncut." | ||
"Nicknames" | ||
Hot Mail | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Hot Mail. This summer, Chubbles Wubbington finds love." | ||
"The Sound of Helen" | ||
Thelma's Thumbtacks | ||
Sweepy Steve: "Brought to you by Thelma's Thumbtacks. Get to the point!" | ||
"Weekly Grocery Shop" | ||
Foldman's Funky Beet Juice | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Foldman's Funky Beet Juice! It's supposed to taste like that!" | ||
"Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves" | ||
The Cheese Caves | ||
Cheese Caves gnome: "Brought to you by the Cheese Caves! Fetagettaboutit!" | ||
"Soup Opera" | ||
Frooty Tooty | ||
Martin: "Brought to you by Frooty Tooty hand sanitizer. Because you don't know where things have been." | ||
"Mall Leader" | ||
Hot Knots | ||
Hot Knots employee: "Brought to you by Hot Knots. Soft. Salty. Satisfying." | ||
"Ghost Wolf's Art" | ||
Art | ||
Serious Art Gallery curator: "Brought to you by art. Art! It is... It's not a joke." | ||
"Fresh Outta Grandmas" | ||
The Wall of Goat | ||
The Wall of Goat: "Brought to you by the Wall of Goat! We have spoken!" | ||
"Maybe-sitting" | ||
T.T.G.Y. | ||
T.T.G.Y. employee: "Table Town's Greatest Yogurt takes the choice out of toppings! T.T.G.Y.! We decide your fate." | ||
"Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'" | ||
Kenny's Kayaks | ||
Kenny: "Brought to you by Kenny's Kayaks! Paddle not included." | ||
"Life on the Inside" | ||
Howseman's Trash Can Polish | ||
Mav: "Brought to you by Howseman's Trash Can Polish. For that Howseman gleam!" | ||
"Weird Delivery" | ||
GMW Catapults | ||
Reggie: "Brought to you by GMW Catapults. Table Town's most popular catapult." | ||
"No Dad Ideas" | ||
Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals | ||
Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals employee: "Brought to you by Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals. Rent your future today." | ||
"Faculty Lounge" | ||
Toad Bucket | ||
Miss Deer Teacher: "Brought to you by Toad Bucket. It's exactly what it sounds like." | ||
"Personal Assistant" | ||
Carol's Crullers | ||
Helen: "Brought to you by Carol's Crullers. They're fancy donuts. Pay for 'em." | ||
"Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash" | ||
Were-House! | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Were-House! This Halloween, horror has a new address. Now streaming everywhere." | ||
"I Like to Move It!" | ||
Trongle + Gurble P.'s Trampoline Insurancees | ||
Trollie: "Brought to you by Trongle and Gurble P.'s Trampoline Insurancees! You heard me." | ||
"Hive Got an Idea" | ||
Al's Aluminum Foil | ||
Table Town Middle School lunchlady: "Brought to you by Al's Aluminum Foil. Leftovers, foiled again!" | ||
"You Can't Handle the Tooth!" | ||
Mango Tango | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Mango Tango toothpaste. For when you're a Tango Guy." | ||
"Blooper Quest" | ||
Shred Faster | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Shred Faster. Shred faster!" | ||
"When You Mow, You Mow" | ||
Mowax | ||
Martin: "Brought to you by Mowax. It costs a fortune, but it's worth it." | ||
"Harry's Maturity Crisis" | ||
Bonut's Donuts | ||
Cakie Bonut: "Brought to you by Bonut's Donuts. Order online for a bonus Bonut Donut!" | ||
"Silly Moods" | ||
Walt's Water Bottles | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Walt's Water Bottles. Glug, glug!" | ||
"Chatterley vs. Chatterley" | ||
TumTum GumGums | ||
Judge Judegy: "Brought to you by TumTum GumGums. Yum. Not a medical product." | ||
"Hungee Squirrel" | ||
Saddles | ||
Ma Saddle: "Brought to you by Saddles Food Ranch. For the casual cowboy." | ||
"Foreverangees" | ||
Bramtangle Acoustic Guitars | ||
Miss Deer Teacher: "Brought to you by Bramtangle Acoustic Guitars. Strum 'em!" | ||
"Snow More Ketchup" | ||
LocateMyKid | ||
Roy: "Brought to you by LocateMyKid! They're around here somewhere." | ||
"Kiff and Barry Go to Prom" | ||
The Committee to Fund Prom | ||
Principal Secretary: "Brought to you by the Committee to Fund Prom. Proms don't grow on trees!" | ||
"Kiff Is Good at Sports" | ||
We Won! Trophy Cases | ||
Principal Secretary: "Brought to you by We Won! Trophy Cases. For winners!" | ||
"Mushroommates" | ||
Smooth Jazz Hour | ||
TTWX 101.9 DJ: "Brought to you by the Smooth Jazz Hour on TTWX 101.9. Vanilla you can hear." | ||
"Principal Helen" | ||
Bode's Boat Wax | ||
Secretary Prince: "Brought to you by Bode's Boat Wax. Make those babies shine, baby!" | ||
"Dial B for Butt" | ||
Putter's Golf Clubs | ||
Dean Kim: "Brought to you by Putter's Golf Clubs. Not just for putting!" | ||
"Fun Uncle Pat" | ||
Crumbly's Crumbles | ||
Pat: "Brought to you by Crumbly's Crumbles. Don't touch my Crumbly!" | ||
"Kiff Escape!" | ||
Partials | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Partials Department Store. Never pay full price for a crop top!" | ||
"Beach Day" | ||
The Suspect Wore a Bikini | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by The Suspect Wore a Bikini. It's a book." | ||
"Sun's Out Buns Out" | ||
Tanks 4 Nothin' Fish Tanks | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by Tanks 4 Nothin' Fish Tanks! Not really for nothing." |
Specials[]
Title card | Appearance | Title |
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Sponsor | ||
Sponsor message | ||
"The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House" | ||
King Kazoo | ||
Announcer: "Brought to you by King Kazoo. The safety kazoo for me and you." | ||
Untitled Christmas special | ||
TBA | ||
TBA |
References[]
- ↑ Betti, Tony (March 8, 2023). Spending Some Time With “Kiff” Creators Nic Smal and Lucy Heavens. Laughing Place. Retrieved on July 2, 2023.