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Every episode of Kiff features a sponsor that presents a brief message during the episode's opening title card sequence. These sponsors are businesses, products, services, or characters (or even abstract concepts, in the case of "Ghost Wolf's Art") that appear at some point in the episode.

Lucy Heavens and Nic Smal have explained that as they were developing Kiff, they realized the wide variety of businesses found within the city of Table Town and began the opening sponsor gag in response to that.[1]

Episode sponsors[]

Season 1[]

Title card Appearance Title
Sponsor
Sponsor message
TTBTT 001 TTBTT 277 "Thirst to Be the First"
Wibbon's Ribbons
Dilton Wibbon: "Brought to you by Wibbon's Ribbons. Looking for ribbons? Think Wibbon's!"
FourthBath 001 FourthBath 150 "The Fourth Bath"
Dooley's Feather Barn
Terri: "Brought to you by Dooley's Feather Barn. If it's stinky, it's a Dooley's!"
Pool Party 001 Pool Party 081 "Pool Party"
Pam's Protection
Announcer: "Brought to you by Pam's Protection. Threat averted."
Road Trip 001 Road Trip 311 "Road Trip"
Dan Hill's Grass
Dan Hill: "Brought to you by Dan Hill's Grass."
BrunchDJ 001 BrunchDJ 106 "Brunch DJ"
Café Penguino
Announcer: "Brought to you by Café Penguino. When you're here, you're at a restaurant."
CareerDay 001 CareerDay 142 "Career Day"
Dolphin Cars
Announcer: "Brought to you by Dolphin Cars. Water you waiting for?"
5POTAP 001 5POTAP 363 "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse"
Foxhole Productions
Announcer: "Brought to you by Foxhole Productions."
LALJ 001 LALJ 178 "Leave a Little Juice"
Delfman's Dry Bread
Announcer: "Brought to you by Delfman's Dry Bread. Want moisture? Go jump in a lake. We're bread!"
BBOC 001 BBOC 047 "Big Barry on Campus"
Yoga for Principals
Secretary Prince: "Brought to you by Yoga for Principals. Loosen up!"
ClubBook 001 ClubBook 048 "Club Book"
Town Hall Meetings
Glarbin: "Brought to you by Table Town Town Hall Meeting. Wanna complain? Do it in person."
KiffsMix 001 KiffsMix 405 "Kiff's Mix"
Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium
Announcer: "Brought to you by Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium. Carpet your world."
KOAP 001 KOAP 198 "Kiff's on a Plane"
Fly Guys
Announcer: "This episode's brought to you by Fly Guys, the 32-year anniversary volleyball edition, out now."
Farley 001 Farley 206 "Farley"
Wish Wash
Agnes: "Brought to you by Wish Wash! Cleaning with magic since 1493."
2F1HD 001 2F1HD 062 "Two for One Hot Dogs"
Fran's Franks
Announcer: "Brought to you by Fran's Franks! Two for one hot dogs? It doesn't get better than this!"
HWTD 001 HWTD 125 "Halfway There Day"
Slim Pickins
Sally: "Brought to you by Slim Pickins. We're never out of stock."
BSMH 001 BSMH 040 "Be Still My Harp"
Dr. Lyon
Dr. Lyon: "Brought to you by Dr. Lyon. A lion you can rely on."
Friendiversary 001 Friendiversary 074 "Friendiversary"
Table Town Gift Emporium
Drifter: "Brought to you by the Table Town Gift Emporium. The one-stop shop for any last-minute gifts."
TTT 001 TTT 071 "Totally Table Town"
Björn's Blu-Tooth Speakers
Announcer: "Brought to you by Björn's Blu-Tooth Speakers. Takes a slaying and keeps on playing. That's Björn."
Hat 001 Hat 163 "Hat"
Rat's Hats and Mats
Rat: "Brought to you by Rat's Hats and Mats. We got hats, we got mats. Them's the facts."
Lost and Found 001 Lost and Found 209 "Lost and Found"
Sadly Sleeps Soundly Mattresses
Rob Sadly: "Brought to you by Sadly Sleeps Soundly Mattresses. We're a laugh riot!"
PDS 001 PDS 571 "Principal Dance Socks"
Dancing on the Tables
Announcer: "Brought to you by Dancing on the Tables. Table Town's number one reality dance show."
2TAAB 001 2TAAB 218 "Two Truths and a Bunny"
Darryl H. Pizza
Terri: "Brought to you by Darryl H. Pizza, where not just any pizza will cut it! Pizza comes uncut."
Nicknames 001 Nicknames 004 "Nicknames"
Hot Mail
Announcer: "Brought to you by Hot Mail. This summer, Chubbles Wubbington finds love."
TSOH 001 TSOH 048 "The Sound of Helen"
Thelma's Thumbtacks
Sweepy Steve: "Brought to you by Thelma's Thumbtacks. Get to the point!"
WGS 001 WGS 163 "Weekly Grocery Shop"
Foldman's Funky Beet Juice
Announcer: "Brought to you by Foldman's Funky Beet Juice! It's supposed to taste like that!"
FITTOCC 001 FITTOCC 055 "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves"
The Cheese Caves
Cheese Caves gnome: "Brought to you by the Cheese Caves! Fetagettaboutit!"
Soup Opera 001 Soup Opera 332 "Soup Opera"
Frooty Tooty
Martin: "Brought to you by Frooty Tooty hand sanitizer. Because you don't know where things have been."
Mall Leader 001 Mall Leader 058 "Mall Leader"
Hot Knots
Hot Knots employee: "Brought to you by Hot Knots. Soft. Salty. Satisfying."
GWA 001 GWA 221 "Ghost Wolf's Art"
Art
Serious Art Gallery curator: "Brought to you by art. Art! It is... It's not a joke."
FOG 001 FOG 226 "Fresh Outta Grandmas"
The Wall of Goat
The Wall of Goat: "Brought to you by the Wall of Goat! We have spoken!"
Maybe-Sitting 001 Maybe-Sitting 005 "Maybe-sitting"
T.T.G.Y.
T.T.G.Y. employee: "Table Town's Greatest Yogurt takes the choice out of toppings! T.T.G.Y.! We decide your fate."
EIRR 001 EIRR 178 "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'"
Kenny's Kayaks
Kenny: "Brought to you by Kenny's Kayaks! Paddle not included."
LOTI 001 LOTI 098 "Life on the Inside"
Howseman's Trash Can Polish
Mav: "Brought to you by Howseman's Trash Can Polish. For that Howseman gleam!"
Weird Delivery 001 Weird Delivery 224 "Weird Delivery"
GMW Catapults
Reggie: "Brought to you by GMW Catapults. Table Town's most popular catapult."
No Dad Ideas 001 No Dad Ideas 349 "No Dad Ideas"
Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals
Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals employee: "Brought to you by Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals. Rent your future today."
Faculty Lounge 001 Faculty Lounge 386 "Faculty Lounge"
Toad Bucket
Miss Deer Teacher: "Brought to you by Toad Bucket. It's exactly what it sounds like."
Personal Assistant 001 Personal Assistant 364 "Personal Assistant"
Carol's Crullers
Helen: "Brought to you by Carol's Crullers. They're fancy donuts. Pay for 'em."
TRHB 001 TRHB 027 "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash"
Were-House!
Announcer: "Brought to you by Were-House! This Halloween, horror has a new address. Now streaming everywhere."
ILTMI 001 ILTMI 203 "I Like to Move It!"
Trongle + Gurble P.'s Trampoline Insurancees
Trollie: "Brought to you by Trongle and Gurble P.'s Trampoline Insurancees! You heard me."
HGAI 001 HGAI 239 "Hive Got an Idea"
Al's Aluminum Foil
Table Town Middle School lunchlady: "Brought to you by Al's Aluminum Foil. Leftovers, foiled again!"
YCHTT 001 YCHTT 104 "You Can't Handle the Tooth!"
Mango Tango
Announcer: "Brought to you by Mango Tango toothpaste. For when you're a Tango Guy."
Blooper Quest 001 Blooper Quest 270 "Blooper Quest"
Shred Faster
Announcer: "Brought to you by Shred Faster. Shred faster!"
WYMYM 001 WYMYM 159 "When You Mow, You Mow"
Mowax
Martin: "Brought to you by Mowax. It costs a fortune, but it's worth it."
Harry's Maturity Crisis 001 Harry's Maturity Crisis 126 "Harry's Maturity Crisis"
Bonut's Donuts
Cakie Bonut: "Brought to you by Bonut's Donuts. Order online for a bonus Bonut Donut!"
Silly Moods 001 Silly Moods 039 "Silly Moods"
Walt's Water Bottles
Announcer: "Brought to you by Walt's Water Bottles. Glug, glug!"
CVC 001 CVC 208 "Chatterley vs. Chatterley"
TumTum GumGums
Judge Judegy: "Brought to you by TumTum GumGums. Yum. Not a medical product."
Hungee Squirrel 001 Hungee Squirrel 429 "Hungee Squirrel"
Saddles
Ma Saddle: "Brought to you by Saddles Food Ranch. For the casual cowboy."
Foreverangees 001 Foreverangees 030 "Foreverangees"
Bramtangle Acoustic Guitars
Miss Deer Teacher: "Brought to you by Bramtangle Acoustic Guitars. Strum 'em!"
SMK 001 SMK 207 "Snow More Ketchup"
LocateMyKid
Roy: "Brought to you by LocateMyKid! They're around here somewhere."
KABGTP 001 KABGTP 011 "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom"
The Committee to Fund Prom
Principal Secretary: "Brought to you by the Committee to Fund Prom. Proms don't grow on trees!"
KIGAS 001 KIGAS 148 "Kiff Is Good at Sports"
We Won! Trophy Cases
Principal Secretary: "Brought to you by We Won! Trophy Cases. For winners!"
Mushroommates 001 Mushroommates 254 "Mushroommates"
Smooth Jazz Hour
TTWX 101.9 DJ: "Brought to you by the Smooth Jazz Hour on TTWX 101.9. Vanilla you can hear."
Principal Helen 001 Principal Helen 119 "Principal Helen"
Bode's Boat Wax
Secretary Prince: "Brought to you by Bode's Boat Wax. Make those babies shine, baby!"
DBFB 001 DBFB 224 "Dial B for Butt"
Putter's Golf Clubs
Dean Kim: "Brought to you by Putter's Golf Clubs. Not just for putting!"
Fun Uncle Pat 001 Fun Uncle Pat 203 "Fun Uncle Pat"
Crumbly's Crumbles
Pat: "Brought to you by Crumbly's Crumbles. Don't touch my Crumbly!"
Kiff Escape 001 Kiff Escape 162 "Kiff Escape!"
Partials
Announcer: "Brought to you by Partials Department Store. Never pay full price for a crop top!"
Beach Day 001 Beach Day 040 "Beach Day"
The Suspect Wore a Bikini
Announcer: "Brought to you by The Suspect Wore a Bikini. It's a book."
SunsOutBunsOut No Screenshot "Sun's Out Buns Out"
Tanks 4 Nothin' Fish Tanks
Announcer: "Brought to you by Tanks 4 Nothin' Fish Tanks! Not really for nothing."

Specials[]

Title card Appearance Title
Sponsor
Sponsor message
GZG U8zX0AAEGsw No Screenshot "The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House"
King Kazoo
Announcer: "Brought to you by King Kazoo. The safety kazoo for me and you."
No Screenshot No Screenshot Untitled Christmas special
TBA
TBA

References[]

  1. Betti, Tony (March 8, 2023). Spending Some Time With “Kiff” Creators Nic Smal and Lucy Heavens. Laughing Place. Retrieved on July 2, 2023.
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