"My Fair Helen Musical Medley" is a song from the Kiff episode "The Sound of Helen".
It is a medley of songs from My Fair Helen, the musical about Helen that Kiff and her classmates write and perform.
Lyrics[]
First part[]
- Kiff: I think a thought, I have a need...
- Something growing like a weed...
- There's something I wish I could be...
- And that something's... somebody!
- Barry: Give up on your dreams! You live in the real world, not dreamland!
Second part[]
- Kiff: Why can't you see my pain?
- Trevor: You're asking for nuts that we just don't have!
- Kiff: Every night I weep in vain!
- Trevor: These kinds of spreadsheets must be planned!
- Budgets!
Third part[]
- Kiff: Please, please...
- Please, please... (Helen, in audience: Please...)
- Please...
- Trevor: No!
Fourth part[]
- Barry, Trevor, Renée, Candle, and Reggie: [all laugh]
- Kiff: People call me a fool-sical,
- To put on a musical!
Fifth part[]
- Kiff: Hid in a bush,
- And threw down the tacks!
- Reggie and Billiam: What?
- Kiff: He got a flat,
- And stopped in his tracks!
- Reggie and Billiam: No way!
- Trevor: But I don't have a spare,
- And I gotta get to school urgently!
- Kiff: Alright, I'll help you,
- You just gotta do something for me... blink!
Sixth part[]
- Barry, Renée, Candle, and Reggie: She really did it! (She got... her... way!)
- He approved the budget!
- She really did it! (She got... her... way!)
- He approved the budget!
- She really did it! (She got... her... way!)
- She really did it!
- She... got... her... way!
- And then she quit!
Gallery[]
Videos[]
In foreign languages[]
Постановка "Моята прекрасна Хелън" - Киф - Disney Channel Bulgaria
Bulgarian-dubbed clip containing the song (PAL-pitched)
🧙🏼♀️ Muzikál - Kiff - Disney Channel Česká republika
Czech-dubbed clip containing the song (PAL-pitched)