Never Going Back

"Never Going Back" is a song from the Kiff episode "Principal Helen".

It is performed by Principal Secretary on his Principals Only cruise.

Lyrics[]

Principal Secretary: [laughs] Okay. [clears throat] Here we go.

It's so easy when you're out at sea

To lose sight of responsibility [laughs]

You may be needed back on land

All good things need to come to an end

But not for me!

I am having so much fun

I'm never going back to where I'm from, whoa-oh!

I am having so much fun

I'm never going back, I'm never going home!

C'mon, now!

Principal Secretary and vacationers: Oh... we're not going back!

Principal Secretary: I am having so much fun

I'm never going back to where I'm from, whoa-oh!

I am having so much fun

I'm never going back, I'm never going home!

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Never Going Back

v • e — Songs —
Season 1	"Thirst to Be the First" • "The Singalong Song" • "Kids with a Calling" • "Short Song 1 (Thank You)" • "Short Song 2 (Flipped the Tables)" • "BooHoo Wah Wah" • "Short Song 3 (We're Not Annoying)" • "High School Bunny" • "We're in High School Now" • "Carpet Your World" • "She Didn't Get the Joke" • "Rage" • "Don't Get Better Than This" • "Halfway There" • "Totally Table Town" • "Bring a Thing" • "They Really Like Me" • "He's Still Dancing" • "Got Character" • "Abras" • "Abras Montage Song" • "Nicknames" • "My Fair Helen Musical Medley" • "Do the Weekly Shop" • "The Ballad of Slimmy P" • "Cheese Caves Yodel" • "So Chunky" • "Most Fun I've Ever Had" • "At the Mall" • "We Are Goat" • "Brand New Crew" • "Wings of a Riddle" • "Opportunity's Here" • "Pack the House" • "Tell Us About Your Day" • "Bad Assistant" • "The Scarm Song" • "Sweet Compromise" • "We Are Goat Reprise" • "Things (Fail)" • "Things" • "I Mow" • "Me Against the Universe" • "Gavel Groove" • "Hungee Squirrel" • "Dry Fries (Helen Bongos Song)" • "We're at the Prom" • "A Lotta Helen" • "Never Going Back" • "Room to Rent" • "Right Here with You"
Specials	"Creeping Closer"
Themes	"Kiff Theme Song" • "Kiff End Credit Theme"
Soundtracks	Kiff: Season 1 (Original Soundtrack)
Non-canon media	Broken Karaoke: "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun" Theme Song Takeover: "Kiff Theme Song Takeover" • "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" • "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff"