Let me tell you what happens to a person... who's lived all the life there is to live.
Nice Old Singer, "Two for One Hot Dogs"
The nice old singer is a minor character in the series Kiff. He is a musician and former child model who lives in the Dusty Acres Retirement Home.
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An "It doesn't get better than this!" billboard.
The nice old singer is a resident of the Dusty Acres Retirement Home.
As a child, he was the model for Fran's Franks' "It doesn't get better than this!" advertising campaign for its two-for-one hot dog deal, and his likeness is still used in the company's advertising to the present day.
Personality[]
In "Two for One Hot Dogs", Kiff and Barry see the slogan "It doesn't get better than this!" on a Fran's Franks billboard and begin to wonder if their lives really have peaked after enjoying two hot dogs for the price of one. The nice old singer is later seen performing a song over a montage of the duo's existential crisis. Eventually, Kiff and Barry spot the singer enjoying himself at a party in the Dusty Acres Retirement Home and realize that he is the model from the billboard, leading them to conclude that their lives have not peaked after all.
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