"Opportunity's Here" is a song from the Kiff episode "No Dad Ideas".
It is performed by Martin during his product pitch meeting at the Buns residence.
Lyrics[]
- Martin: You ever feel like your coasters could be taller?
- Or need a shirt with a self-poppin' collar?
- Roller skates without the wheels
- Instead there's a cheese grater under the heels!
- Terri: You are blowing my mind.
- Martin: Oh, well, I got plenty more if you got time.
- Terri: For you, I got all the time in the world.
- Martin: Well, haha, buckle up!
- A belt buckle, but it's really a drone
- To skip the traffic when you're on your way home
- A shower suit that's waterproof
- Terri: But why?
- Martin: For when you wanna get clean, but stay dry!
- Ring sippers, underzippers,
- Eyebrow clippers, stubble glitter,
- I gotta whole lotta ideas comin' at ya!
- You need to shade your front and your back?
- You need to get yourself the double trucker hat!
- Knock, knock, what's that you hear?
- Bang, bang, bang, opportunity's here!
- Knock, knock, what's that you hear?
- Bang, bang, bang, opportunity's here!