"Room to Rent" is a song from the Kiff episode "Fun Uncle Pat".
It is performed by Kiff (with Barry on bongos and Pat on guitar) in an attempt to get Pat's landlady ex-girlfriend to take him back (and unevict him from his apartment).
Lyrics[]
- [Verse]
- Kiff: There's someone we have in mind
- Who's hopin' they can find
- The perfect place to stay in
- Maybe you can weigh in
- And sign on the dotted line
- You don't need to take a tour
- When you're absolutely sure
- If home is where the heart is
- Then the hardest part is
- Knowing where your heart should go
- [Chorus]
- Kiff: Do you have a little room to rent
- In your heart?
- We wanna know what your stance is
- On second chances
- He'll sign the lease
- Just hand over the keys
- You'll never be apart
- Do you have a little room to rent
- In your heart?
- [Verse]
- Kiff: He's the perfect tenant for you
- He doesn't cook, so the place won't smell like stew
- So what if he finishes all of your shampoo?
- His love is never overdue
- [Chorus]
- Kiff: Do you have a little room to rent
- In your heart?
- We wanna know what your stance is
- On second chances
- He'll sign the lease
- Just hand over the keys
- You'll never be apart
- Do you have a little room to rent
- In your heart?