Secretary Prince

Secretary Prince
Biographical information
Species	Satyr
Gender	Male
Home	Secretary Prince's house, Table Town
Connections
Friends	Miss Deer Teacher Helen Mr. RiPeppa Principal Secretary Sweepy Steve Miss Tulane
Likes	Unicorns
Media
First appearance	"Thirst to Be the First" (non-speaking) "Big Barry on Campus" (speaking)
Latest appearance	"Juice Break" (speaking) "Souvenir Money" (non-speaking)
Voice	Eugene Cordero

Time for your daily small talk in the teachers' lounge.

Secretary Prince, "Big Barry on Campus"

Secretary Prince is a supporting character in the series Kiff. He is the secretary to Principal Secretary at Table Town Middle School.

Profile

Secretary Prince guarding Principal Secretary's office.

Secretary Prince works at Table Town Middle School as the secretary to Principal Secretary, whose name is humorously similar to Secretary Prince's. He can typically be found working at his desk – which is located right beside the door to Principal Secretary's office – or accompanying Principal Secretary around school.

Appearance

Secretary Prince is a satyr with white skin, long red hair and a red goatee, pointed ears, and two brown horns atop his head, as well as a horse-like lower half coated in brown fur, with hooves and a tail. He is typically seen wearing a green polo shirt and a black wristwatch.

Personality

Secretary Prince talking with Miss Deer Teacher and Kiff.

Secretary Prince has a level-headed personality and is friendly with students, including Kiff and her friends, as well as his fellow faculty members. He is a close friend of his co-worker Miss Deer Teacher, and in "Soup Opera", she is seen opening up to him about her dating life.

He has a seemingly voracious appetite. In "Weekly Grocery Shop", he enjoys his free mini quiche sample so much that he ends up eating the other samples he had intended to give Kiff and her friends; later in "Ghost Wolf's Art", Barry and Ghost Wolf observe Secretary Prince having a meal in his home and eating not only his food, but his plate, which inspires Ghost Wolf to create a painting of Secretary Prince eating plates. Secretary Prince is also a fan of unicorns, having numerous unicorn-themed items in both his office space and his home.

Relationships

Kiff Chatterley and Barry Buns

In "Weekly Grocery Shop", Secretary Prince agrees to get free mini quiche samples at Slim Pickins for Kiff, Barry, Reggie, and Candle at their request, though he is unable to control his appetite and ends up eating all the samples.

When Principal Secretary temporarily leaves him in charge of Table Town Middle School in "Juice Break", Secretary Prince kindly offers Kiff a glass of orange juice prepared using Principal Secretary's juice machine. When the juicer seemingly breaks, Secretary Prince works with Kiff to resolve the predicament, trusting in her ideas even after being expressly advised not to listen to her.

Principal Secretary

Secretary Prince reminding Principal Secretary of his schedule.

As Principal Secretary's secretary, Secretary Prince works closely with Principal Secretary and often accompanies him around Table Town Middle School. Secretary Prince assists Principal Secretary with his typical everyday tasks at school, such as by keeping track of his daily schedule and providing IT support for his laptop.

In "Big Barry on Campus", Secretary Prince extracts Helen's computer gremlin from Principal Secretary's laptop, and also notes that he constantly has to remind Principal Secretary to stop opening spam emails for Principals Only cruise packages.

After apparently breaking Principal Secretary's juice machine in "Juice Break", Secretary Prince nearly resigns out of shame, only to be told by Principal Secretary that the juicer was never actually broken, and that he would rejected the resignation anyway, as he considers Secretary Prince a vital employee.

Appearances

Season 1
Opening sequence:		Non-speaking
1. "Thirst to Be the First":	Debut	31. "Fresh Outta Grandmas":	Absent
2. "The Fourth Bath":	Absent	32. "Maybe-sitting":	Absent
3. "Pool Party":	Absent	33. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'":	Background
4. "Road Trip":	Absent	34. "Life on the Inside":	Absent
5. "Brunch DJ":	Absent	35. "Weird Delivery":	Absent
6. "Career Day":	Absent	36. "No Dad Ideas":	Absent
7. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse":	Absent	37. "Faculty Lounge":	Appears
8. "Leave a Little Juice":	Absent	38. "Personal Assistant":	Non-speaking
9. "Big Barry on Campus":	Appears	39–40. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash":	Non-speaking
10. "Club Book":	Absent	41. "I Like to Move It!":	Absent
11. "Kiff's Mix":	Absent	42. "Hive Got an Idea":	Non-speaking
12. "Kiff's on a Plane":	Absent	43. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!":	Absent
13. "Farley":	Absent	44. "Blooper Quest":	Background
14. "Two for One Hot Dogs":	Absent	45. "When You Mow, You Mow":	Absent
15. "Halfway There Day":	Absent	46. "Harry's Maturity Crisis":	Absent
16. "Be Still My Harp":	Absent	47. "Silly Moods":	Absent
17. "Friendiversary":	Absent	48. "Chatterley vs. Chatterley":	Absent
18. "Totally Table Town":	Absent	49. "Hungee Squirrel":	Absent
19. "Hat":	Absent	50. "Foreverangees":	Absent
20. "Lost and Found":	Absent	51. "Snow More Ketchup":	Absent
21–22. "Principal Dance Socks":	Absent	52. "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom":	Absent
23. "Two Truths and a Bunny":	Absent	53. "Kiff Is Good at Sports":	Non-speaking
24. "Nicknames":	Absent	54. "Mushroommates":	Absent
25. "The Sound of Helen":	Non-speaking	55. "Principal Helen":	Appears
26. "Weekly Grocery Shop":	Appears	56. "Dial B for Butt":	Absent
27. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves":	Absent	57. "Fun Uncle Pat":	Absent
28. "Soup Opera":	Appears	58. "Kiff Escape!":	Absent
29. "Mall Leader":	Absent	59. "Beach Day":	Absent
30. "Ghost Wolf's Art":	Non-speaking	60. "Sun's Out Buns Out":	Non-speaking

Season 2
Opening sequence:		Non-speaking
1. "Kiff Has to Sneeze":	Absent	29. "Kristophe's Big Day Out":	Absent
2. "Never Meet Your Mailboxes":	Absent	30. "Annoying, Freaky, Cool":	Non-speaking
3. "The Other Movie":	Absent	31. "A Troll Through the Woods":	Absent
4. "Roy-alty Check":	Absent	32. "Big Coat":	Absent
5. "Stramded":	Absent	33. "The Tower on Trevor":	Absent
6. "Hairstory":	Absent	34. "Friends On Line":	Absent
7. "Lights Out":	Absent	35. "Martin Waxed the Floors!":	Absent
8. "Dinner at Barry's":	Absent	36. "Juice Break":	Appears
9. "Taily":	Non-speaking	37. "Stories Before Snories":	Absent
10. "Cocina Island":	Absent	38. "Is Patty a Baddie?":	Absent
11. "Up All Night":	Absent	39. "Slippery Slopes":	Absent
12. "Rotten Banana":	Absent	40. "Of B&B's and Piano Keys":	Absent
13. "OTDR":	Absent	41–42. "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors":	Absent
14. "Good Morning Table Town School":	Non-speaking	43. "PS You're Fired":	Non-speaking
15. "Wiz Ed":	Non-speaking	44. "Weird Delivery 2: Return to Pretendo Time":	Absent
16. "Mystery Spell":	Absent	45. "Next Year's Musical":	Non-speaking
17. "Trash Clumpers":	Absent	46. "Troubles Wubbington":	Absent
18. "Wiff & Larry":	Absent	47. "Uncle Pat in Charge":	Absent
19. "Helping People Feels Good":	Absent	48. "Fab Fourteen":	Absent
20. "Dinner with Darryn":	Absent	49. "So Fluffy":	Non-speaking
21. "Spoiled Again":	Absent	50. "Oh, Brother":	Absent
22. "Much Ado About Muffin":	Non-speaking	51. "Don't Leave B Hangin'":	Absent
23. "Arrested Dehelenment":	Non-speaking	52. "Thunderstorm Game Night":	Absent
24. "Here Comes the Wedding Episode":	Absent	53. "No Thank You":	Absent
25. "Rock Kick":	Absent	54. "Love Ed":	Absent
26. "The Macaroni Affair":	Absent	55. "Souvenir Money":	Non-speaking
27–28. "Kiff and Barry Save Halfway There Day":	Absent	56. "Kiff Loses Barry":	Absent

Specials
Opening sequence:		Non-speaking
1. "The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House":	Absent	2. "Lore of the Ring Light":	Absent

Non-canon media
Broken Karaoke
1. "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun":	Absent	2. "I Will Be a Superstar":	Absent
3. "Squirrel in My Pants":		Absent
Chibi Tiny Tales
1. "Super Slide":	Absent	7. "Witches Night Out":	Absent
2. "Toilet Flood Pool Party":	Absent	8. "Forbidden Flying Discs":	Absent
3. "Shock and Claw":	Absent	9. "Friendsgiving Fiasco":	Absent
4. "Bounce House":	Absent	10. "Hot Cocoa Craze":	Absent
5. "Froyo Frenzy":	Absent	11. "Don't Go Snow Friends":	Absent
6. "That's So Tandem":	Absent	12. "Worm Wars":	Absent
13. "Helen Hunt":		Absent
Chibiverse
1. "The Chibi Quiz Challenge":	Absent	5. "Stan's 11":	Absent
2. "The Roast of Dr. Doofenshmirtz":	Absent	6. "Dr. Doof's Lab":	Absent
3. "Grown Ups Island":	Absent	7. "The Perfect Gift":	Absent
4. "Opposites Attack":	Absent	8. "Quackstreet Boys":	Absent
9. "Cheer Up Chibis":		Absent
How NOT to Draw
1. "How NOT to Draw: Kiff":	Absent	2. "How NOT to Draw: Helen & Principal Secretary":	Absent
3. "How NOT to Draw: Barry":		Absent
Random Rings
1. "Kiff Calls Kylie Cantrall":		Absent
Road Trip
1. "Field Trip Blues":	Absent	3. "Outta Gas":	Absent
2. "Roundabout":	Absent	4. "What's That Smell?":	Absent
5. "Historical Chairsburg":		Absent
Shorts Spectacular
1. "Kiff's Animal Kingdom Shorts Spectacular":		Absent
Theme Song Takeover
1. "Kiff Theme Song Takeover":	Absent	3. "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff":	Appears
2. "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel":	Absent	4. "Kiff Takes Over Kiff's Theme Song":	Non-speaking
5. "Helen Wants to Be on Wizards Beyond Waverly Place":		Absent
Miscellaneous
Pilot:		Absent

Trivia

• He sometimes uses a tablet computer with a case resembling a pan flute, an allusion to the Greek god Pan, a satyr who is commonly depicted with a pan flute and is the instrument's namesake.
• He is known to occasionally beguile others with his fashion choices:
  • To Kiff's confusion, he wears nothing but jorts and sunglasses while grocery shopping in "Weekly Grocery Shop" (and does so again in "Sun's Out Buns Out").
  • In "Faculty Lounge", his bright yellow sneakers are commented on by Billiam, who mockingly compares them to bananas.
• Being a satyr with a half-human appearance, he is the first non-animal (albeit only partially) character to physically appear in the series.

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