"So Chunky" is a song from the Kiff episode "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves".
In the song, Candle explains how she ruined her friendship with Trevor by sending him a "chunky text".
An instrumental rearrangement of the song is heard at the Table Town High School prom in "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom". Later, an instrumental marching band version is heard at the track meet between Table Town Middle School and Tuft Pierre in "Kiff Is Good at Sports".
Lyrics[]
- [Chorus]
- Candle: Chunky, so chunky
- Sent a text so chunky
- There's no turnin' back
- Voice: When you send a text like that
- Kiff: Like what?
- Candle: Chunky, so chunky
- Have you ever sent a text so chunky?
- It's the end, you can't unsend
- [Verse]
- Candle: Let me tell ya 'bout this text I sent
- I shot it off without a thought and just went straight to bed
- I check my phone and I can see that the text was read
- It was seen, but it couldn't be unseen!
- Kiff: Whaddya mean?
- Candle: The text was long
- Kiff: How long?
- Candle: Real long, like a text from Mom, but longer
- With a beginning, but no end
- You'd be scrollin', scrollin', scrollin', scrollin', scrollin'
- I didn't think about a thing I was typin'
- I might've been too excited
- It's like my fingers were runnin' a marathon
- And my mind was left behind
- And by the time I hit "send"
- It was the end
- Of our friendship!
- That ship has sailed
- On an ocean of poor grammar and unlimited shame
- I got no one to blame!
- Kiff: She got no one to blame...
- Candle: I got no one to blame...
- Kiff: She got no one to blame!
- Candle: But myself...
- [Chorus]
- Candle and Kiff: Chunky, so chunky
- Sent a text so chunky
- There's no turnin' back
- Gnome: When you send a text like that
- Kiff: Like what?
- Candle and Kiff: Chunky, so chunky
- Have you ever sent a text so chunky?
- It's the end, you can't unsend
Gallery[]
Videos[]
So Chunky-2
Album version
Kiff - So Chunky (PAL-High Tone)
PAL version
In foreign languages[]
Безкрайно съобщение - Киф - Disney Channel Bulgaria
Bulgarian-dubbed clip containing the song (PAL-pitched)