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[The episode opens on the title card, a billboard that reads the episode title: The Fourth Bath. Sweepy Steve puts a sign of the episode sponsor that reads "Dooley's Feather Barn".]
Terri Buns: Brought to you by Dooley's Feather Barn. If it's stinky, it's a Dooley's!
Buns residence[]
(Kiff is waiting at the door of the house)
Kiff Chatterley: 4:59... Five o'clock! It's time! (Throws her phone, grabs her backpack and knock the door)
Harry Buns: (opens the door) Sup Kiff. (goes to his brother) Barry, your little friend is here!
(Barry comes over with his phone and drops it, he and Kiff look at each other for a moment)
Kiff and Barry: (hugging) SLEEPOVER NIGHT!!
Harry: Gross. (goes to the house)
Barry: I can't believe it's happening! You're finally here!
Terri (from inside the house): Oh, she's been here for 45 minutes. We saw you pacing out front.
(Kristophe shows Kiff a drawing of her waiting outside)
Kiff: I couldn't wait. Are you kidding me? (Kiff, Barry and Kristophe with his plush enter to the house) My first sleepover at the Buns house! All my life, I've dreamt of having siblings. It's gonna be the best night of my life. Of all of our lives!
(Buns' Dining Room, all the family in the lunch)
Barry: Kiff, as a token of your honorary Buns family status, we have a little present for you.(Gives her a blue sweater)
Kiff: (surprised) Buns family sweater? (behold the sweater) I am never taking it off. I'll swim in it. It'll be my wedding dress! (Puts it on) Oh, rookie mistake! (Looks at a label with family names) Hold on. What's with all the names?
Barry: Oh, those are all the previous owners. First the sweater went to Harry, then Terri. I finally out-grew it last week and my mom said we could pass it down to you! It's a hand-me-down!
Kiff: Haand me... doon? This is fascinating!
Barry: Yeah anything can be handed down. Sneakers! Mattresses...!
Harry Buns: Toys, eyeliner...
Terri Buns: Cellphones, bath water...
Kiff Chatterley: I am reeling. Hand-me-downs. I am just so excited to-- wait, did you just say bath water? (no one answers her)
Barry Buns: (whispering) I think you'd better follow me... (Barry gets up from the table)
Mary Buns: Barry! Finish these potatoes!
(Barry grab the potatoes and leaves the table along with Kiff, they both go to the stairs of the house)
Kiff Chatterley: Bar, what's going on?
Barry Buns: Okay. Imagine this potato that looks like it's wearing little headphones is Harry. (grabs a potato from the plate and puts it on the top step) Oldest goes first. Then you have Terri, this entrepreneurial looking spud, (grabs another potato and puts it one step below the first potato. Then grab another potato) this handsome- but-doesn't- know-it potato is me on the third step. You're a little younger, so this spunky Kiff tater goes on step four. and this cutie baby potato is Kristophe, at the very bottom. (Grab a glass with water) Now imagine this cup is the tub. (And put each potato in the glass from the highest step to the fourth step) First Bath... Second Bath... Third Bath... And then...
Kiff Chatterley: And then my potato just plops right in there after all the others? To get... (look at the glass that is now with dirty water) clean?
Barry Buns: Uh, how do you bath time at your house?
(Then you see how Kiff bathes in her home, in a bathtub full of bubbles, candles around and with relaxing music; Kiff, blindfolded with cucumber slices, dives under the bubbles)
Kiff Chatterley: Oh, you know, tub, water, towel... Look, Barry, I am a Buns now and this is how we Buns do baths. So I'll just take... the Fourth... (with a disgusted face) Bath.
(A time sign appear with dramatic music)
6:03 PM, 57 minutes until the first bath
(Kiff knock the Harry's room, Harry opens. Loudly music playing inside)
Kiff Chatterley: Hey, brother! Sick beats! Haha! Say, how's about you and me do switchies on the ol' tub-time tonight... (Harry slams the door on her) Har? You-- you need a minute to think about it, or--?
Barry Buns: (panting after climbing the stairs) Okay, let's go back to the potatoes. (Both are on the stairs again) Kiff, if you really wanna do switchies, you're gotta switch one step at a time.
Kiff Chatterley: I think I get it. So then, Barry... would you like to switch with...?
Barry Buns: Ah-ah-ah! if we're gonna make a deal, we gotta do this right.
(Barry's room; Barry and Kiff are in a Children table while Barry talks to his plushes about business random things)
Barry Buns: Before we begin, would you like some water? (Brings Kiff a mini glass of water) So, you have a proposal for me. (Slurps his big glass of water, after, Kiff slurps in her mini glass of water)
Kiff Chatterley: eah. Like I was saying before, I wanna switch bath times...
Barry Buns: Okay! (Write a text on a piece of paper and give it to Kiff)
Kiff Chatterley: Wow, that really seemed like it was setting up to be a whole thing. But, thanks, Bar! (leaves the table)
Barry Buns: (turns on one of his plushes) What was that? (go back to Kiff) Oh, shoot, hold on! (Kiff goes back to the table and Barry turn on his plushes) Mm-hmm, right, I see that now. Yeah. (Back to Kiff) They're telling me that I caved too early and that I stink at this high-stakes stuff.
Kiff Chatterley: No! Barry, you're nailing this. What do you want? What if I open this window for you, get a nice little breeze goin? (Kiff opens the window which makes Barry's few hairs fly out)
Barry Buns: YES!! That's how you close a deal, baby!
Kiff Chatterley: Thanks, Bar! (leaves the door)
Barry Buns: (Being still) Good luck, Kiff! I love you!
6:24 PM, 36 minutes until the first bath
Kiff Chatterley: (going up to the stairs) Got the Third Bath. I'm on my way! (she stumbles) Oh. Hey, Kristophe. (shakes it so that Kristophe lets go of her leg) I'll play with you and Farley later, okay? (Kiff drops Kristophe) I don't have time to deal with a fifth-bather right now.((Kristophe stares at her while Kiff knocks the door from Terri's room)
Terri Buns: (open the door) Hey, girlie! Get in here!
(Terri's room; it looks like what could be a video studio for Youtube. A poster is shown confirming that Terri has 990 subs.)
Terri Buns: I could potentially switch with you if you'd be down to help me film a teensy little video for my channel first.
Kiff Chatterley: Yeah, sure, Terri. Well, what kind of vid...?
Terri Buns: (starts recording) Hey, fans, it's your gurl, Terri "Two Bowls", back with another banger. Today I have an awesome helper, my brother's friend Kiff Chatterley or shall we call her "Split Creamerley"? (laughs) Kiff, tell the viewers what's in the bowls today.
Kiff Chatterley: Uh, I think it's ice cream? (music stops) Who is this video for?
Terri Buns: OOOOHHH!!! Did everybody hear that? Kiff just said "Who is this video for?" Y'all know what that means....! ♪ Apple core, apple core Apple core! Apple Core! Sit on the floor! Tell me who this Video's for! ♪ Okay, viewers, say when! (she pours whipped cream into the bowls of ice cream Kiff is holding)
Kiff Chatterley: How can they say when?
Terri Buns: Thanks again to Dooley's Feather Barn for these amazing stinky feathers! (begins to tickle Kiff with the feather) Guys, check them out and use offer code "territwobowls"! (turns on Kiff and whispers to her) Drop the bowls and the deal's off!
Kiff Chatterley: Ehhhh....
6:37 PM, 23 minutes until the first bath
(Kiff is standing in front of Harry's room.)
Kiff Chatterley: That was painful... but worth it. (knocks the door) Harry, I have the Second Bath. I want to talk. Please! (Harry opens and he gestures for me to come in, immediately Kiff does.)
(Harry's room)
Kiff Chatterley: Come on, just switch with me. I'll roadie your DJ stuff for a month. I'll do your algebra homework for a year... I know what algebras are. They're... high school cooties!
Harry Buns: No deal, Kiff. You've come far, but the switchies ends here. I'm filled with too much teen angst to care about anything anymore.
Kiff Chatterley: Wow. I've never stared so deeply into the teenage abyss before.
Harry Buns: (takes an old photo) Once upon a time I did care, about one special thing in particular. (They show us Harry as a child playing with the toy that Kristophe now has) Now that thing is gone.
Kiff Chatterley: Wow, is that... Farley? Is he a hand-me-doon?
Harry Buns: Be gone now, leave me to my horrible teen thoughts!
(Kiff walks sadly on all fours towards the door)
Kiff Chatterley: (watching her phone) Only six minutes left until bath time. Ahhh, but I'm so close to the First Bath! Which leaves me no choice...
(Kiff goes to the Kristophe's room)
Kiff Chatterley: Heyy.... (Inside Kristophe's room, Kristophe blows bubbles that fall on Kiff's face.) Ahem, I'll just cut to the chase. I'm trying to do switchies for the First Bath slot, and to do it... I need, uh, Farley. (Kristophe shows Kiff various drawings he did with Farley, depicting their time together.) I see. How about I just borrow him... (Kristophe snarls) Okay. Okay. Gotta improvise here.(Kiff begins to search inside her tail for various objects, including a candy that falls to the floor and surprises Kristophe) Hey! Hey, you like candy? Huh? Want this? (The candy comes out of its wrapper but Kristophe only sees the wrapper) Huh. Ok, you just want the wrapper. You're an interesting guy, Kristophe. Well, I'm just gonna place this awesome wrapper here... And then... Yoink! (She quickly removes Farley and replaces it with an imitation made by the chips Barry brought, and walks out of the room laughing) Like giving candy to a baby. (Eats the candy with malice)
6:59 PM, one minute until the first bath
(Harry leaves from his room and and finds Kiff in the stairs)
Kiff Chatterley: Hey Harry! (shows Farley and Harry gapes with tears in his eyes. And as thanks, Harry gives Kiff the sponge and brush so that she will be the first to bathe.) FIRST BATH!!! (She then begins to slide down the stair railing into the bathroom)
7:00 PM, The First Bath
(Kiff comes to the bathroom)
Mary Buns: Well, well, Look who got the First Bath after all. (leaves the bathroom and Kiff imagines the bathroom he will have with jive music)
(Meanwhile, Barry rests in his room when a strong breeze of wind enters and goes towards Kristophe's room, who tries to reach the wrapping that Kiff put, the wind breeze makes Kristophe get it and he makes a paper hat with that wrapper, He decides to put it on his Farley doll and quickly realizes that it is not the real Farley. He goes to Harry's room and is enraged to see Harry with his plush, for which they both begin to fight over the toy, this causes a slight tremor to be generated while Terri uploads the video she recorded to the internet, but it is lost. bowls of ice cream fall on your laptop because of the shaking and this causes your laptop to crash and the video is lost forever)
Terri Buns: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (another gust of wind comes towards Terri whereupon she discovers that it was Barry's fault for leaving the window open. So she goes to Barry's room) Barry! I can't work with the wind in my face! (closes the window)
Barry Buns: Hey! My gentle breeze!
7:02 PM
(The Buns brothers begin to argue and fight in the living room of the house. Kristophe "accidentally" knocks a chair into a family photo, causing it to break. Meanwhile, Kiff is about to take a bath when she hears the noises)
Mary Buns: Oh! Barry, are those dinner potatoes on the floor?!
(They all start arguing, Kiff feeling guilty for the mess she made to Barry's family. She decides to go out the bathroom and tell the truth)
Mary Buns: Kiff, honey, why do you look dry? We're losing water heat here, go take your bath!
Kiff Chatterley: No, I... I don't deserve to be an honorary Buns. I did whatever it took to get to the First Bath, and I destroyed your beautiful family in the process. I'll just hand this doon and catch a zipline home. (returns the sweater to Mary and heads for the front door) Goodbye forever, my sweet Bunses.
Terri Buns: Kiff, what are you talking about, babe?
Harry Buns: Yeah, geez, Kiff. I'm the moody one. There's a hierarchy here.
Barry Buns: Please don't leave!
Kiff Chatterley: Wait, I don't get it! Aren't you all at each other's throats?
Barry Buns: Well, yeah... we're siblings. Doy!
Terri Buns: This is honestly a pretty tame night for us.
Kiff Chatterley: And you can all forgive me for sowing the seeds of sibling rivalry for my own benefit?
Harry Buns: We've all been there. Now you're really part of the family.
(The Buns and Kiff they give each other a big hug)
8:30 PM, The Fifth Bath
(Barry, Harry and Terri support Kiff for the fifth bathroom)
Barry Buns: Ready for the fifth bath?
Kiff Chatterley: Ready, bro! (goes to the bathroom)
Barry, Harry and Terri: Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Mary Buns: (finishing bathing Kristophe) Who's my clean boy! Ooh! (Mary leaves with Kristophe. Kiff watch the dirty water and a floating bandage)
(Kiff looks with disgust at the water, but she has no choice, so she takes off her sweater and gets into the bathtub, immediately beginning to enjoy her swimming.)
Kiff Chatterley: Bubbles! (continues singing while all the Buns listening to her from the door)
END OF EPISODE