"The Scarm Song" is a song from the Kiff episode "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash".
It is performed by Scarm Scaremly while he wreaks havoc at Trevor's Halloween party.
An instrumental version of the song is later heard at the Halloween party in "The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House".
Lyrics[]
Lyrics in underline are not present in the album version.
- Scarm: Ha! [laughs] What do you think of that?
- [Partygoers start screaming]
- Scarm: [laughs] Bang! [laughs] Ahh. You know, the last party I was at, I got banished, for, like, thousands of years.
- Reggie: Can't imagine why.
- Scarm: Silence! Just because I ate a couple guests by mistake. Not my fault they were dressed as candies. Heh. Speaking of candies... can-deez-kids make good decorations? They can! Boom!
- Trevor: [sighs]
- Scarm: [laughs] I'm back!
- [Chorus]
- All: It's Scarm!
- Scarm: Imma get my party on
- All: It's Scarm!
- Scarm: I've been away too long
- All: It's Scarm!
- Scarm: Now, c'mon, wave your arms
- All: It's Scarm!
- [Post-chorus]
- Background singers: Party on, Scarm
- Party on, Scarm, party on
- Party on, Scarm, party on
- Scarm: [laughs]
- [Verse]
- Scarm: This world is gonna be
- A dance floor just for me
- I'm gonna party and party
- For all eternity
- The candy's all for me?
- Oh, boy, what a treat!
- And now I'm gonna put on my dancing feet
- [laughs] Oh, yeah. [laughs] Oh, yeah!
- The screams and fear
- It's music to my ears
- I haven't partied this hard
- In a thousand years! [laughs]
- [Chorus]
- All: It's Scarm!
- Scarm: Imma get my party on
- All: It's Scarm!
- Scarm: I've been away too long
- All: It's Scarm!
- Scarm: Now, c'mon, wave your arms
- All: It's Scarm!
- [Chorus]
- All: It's Scarm!
- (Background singer: Party on, Scarm)
- Scarm: Imma get my party on
- (Background singer: Party on, Scarm, party on)
- All: It's Scarm!
- (Background singer: Party on, Scarm)
- Scarm: I've been away too long
- (Background singer: Party on, Scarm, party on)
- All: It's Scarm!
- (Background singer: Party on, Scarm)
- Scarm: Now, c'mon, wave your arms
- (Background singer: Party on, Scarm, party on)
- All: It's Scarm!
- (Background singer: Party on, Scarm, party on, Scarm, party on!)
- [Post-chorus]
- Background singers: Party on, Scarm
- Party on, Scarm, party on
- Party on, Scarm
- Party on, Scarm, party on
- Scarm: [laughs]