The Wall of Goat

The song explains it better!

The Wall of Goat, "Hive Got an Idea"

The Wall of Goat are recurring characters in the series Kiff. They are an ancient herd of psychic, telepathically-linked goats who reside on a cliff wall in the Outskorts of Table Town.

Profile[]

The Wall of Goat performing "We Are Goat".

The Wall of Goat are a herd of psychic mountain goats who have lived on the wall of a cliff in the Outskorts of Table Town since "the dawn of time".^[1] They have supernatural control over the sky surrounding them, which is perpetually dark and stormy, regardless of the time of day. The Wall share a telepathic connection and are often consulted as an oracle by Tabletonians for their supposed wisdom.

A new goat is born every 100 years, and when he comes of age, he may go to school for a day, then either return to the Wall or disconnect from the Wall's hive mind forever.^[2]

Personality[]

Kiff and her friends consulting the Wall.

The Wall make themselves available to anyone seeking answers or advice regarding any matter. As a telepathically-linked hive mind, they think, speak, and act as a single unit at all times. Their telepathic connection also allows them to take control of the mind and body of any individual goat who might venture out on his own. However, a goat can block his connection to the Wall by placing tinfoil over his head.^[2]

The Wall have their own theme song explaining who they are, "We Are Goat", which they rehearse every night before going to bed. They always insist on performing the song for their visitors, whether or not said visitors want to hear it. As the Wall and their purpose are already well known to Tabletonians, the song tends to greatly bore visitors.

Relationships[]

Kiff Chatterley and Barry Buns[]

The Wall questioning "Little Louis" for failing to synchronize with them.

In "Fresh Outta Grandmas" (which the Wall are the opening sponsor for), Kiff, Barry, and their friends visit the Wall for advice on how to settle the tie between their competing teams in their collection game Gram Grabs. The Wall advise them that they still have one more "gram" to collect: Lady Lorraine.

Later in "Hive Got an Idea", Kiff and Barry are tasked with chaperoning Little Louis, the Wall's youngest goat, around Table Town Middle School, but the Wall continually disrupt Louis' day by controlling him telepathically. To let Louis experience school for himself, Kiff has Louis wear a tinfoil hat to block his connection to the Wall, while she returns to the Wall disguised as Louis to prevent them from noticing the blocked connection. Louis ultimately decides to leave the Wall and become an airplane designer rather than returning to school.

Kiff and her friends climb the Wall in "Lore of the Ring Light" on their way to Mount Table to destroy the titular magic ring light.

Appearances[]

Season 1
Opening sequence:		Absent
1. "Thirst to Be the First":	Absent	31. "Fresh Outta Grandmas":	Debut
2. "The Fourth Bath":	Absent	32. "Maybe-sitting":	Absent
3. "Pool Party":	Absent	33. "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'":	Absent
4. "Road Trip":	Absent	34. "Life on the Inside":	Absent
5. "Brunch DJ":	Absent	35. "Weird Delivery":	Absent
6. "Career Day":	Absent	36. "No Dad Ideas":	Absent
7. "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse":	Absent	37. "Faculty Lounge":	Absent
8. "Leave a Little Juice":	Absent	38. "Personal Assistant":	Absent
9. "Big Barry on Campus":	Absent	39–40. "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash":	Absent
10. "Club Book":	Absent	41. "I Like to Move It!":	Absent
11. "Kiff's Mix":	Absent	42. "Hive Got an Idea":	Appears
12. "Kiff's on a Plane":	Absent	43. "You Can't Handle the Tooth!":	Absent
13. "Farley":	Absent	44. "Blooper Quest":	Absent
14. "Two for One Hot Dogs":	Absent	45. "When You Mow, You Mow":	Absent
15. "Halfway There Day":	Absent	46. "Harry's Maturity Crisis":	Absent
16. "Be Still My Harp":	Absent	47. "Silly Moods":	Absent
17. "Friendiversary":	Absent	48. "Chatterley vs. Chatterley":	Absent
18. "Totally Table Town":	Absent	49. "Hungee Squirrel":	Absent
19. "Hat":	Absent	50. "Foreverangees":	Absent
20. "Lost and Found":	Absent	51. "Snow More Ketchup":	Absent
21–22. "Principal Dance Socks":	Absent	52. "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom":	Absent
23. "Two Truths and a Bunny":	Absent	53. "Kiff Is Good at Sports":	Absent
24. "Nicknames":	Absent	54. "Mushroommates":	Absent
25. "The Sound of Helen":	Absent	55. "Principal Helen":	Absent
26. "Weekly Grocery Shop":	Absent	56. "Dial B for Butt":	Absent
27. "Friendship in the Time of Cheese Caves":	Absent	57. "Fun Uncle Pat":	Absent
28. "Soup Opera":	Absent	58. "Kiff Escape!":	Absent
29. "Mall Leader":	Absent	59. "Beach Day":	Absent
30. "Ghost Wolf's Art":	Absent	60. "Sun's Out Buns Out":	Absent

Season 2
Opening sequence:		Non-speaking
1. "Kiff Has to Sneeze":	Absent	29. "Kristophe's Big Day Out":	Absent
2. "Never Meet Your Mailboxes":	Absent	30. "Annoying, Freaky, Cool":	Absent
3. "The Other Movie":	Absent	31. "A Troll Through the Woods":	Absent
4. "Roy-alty Check":	Absent	32. "Big Coat":	Absent
5. "Stramded":	Absent	33. "The Tower on Trevor":	Absent
6. "Hairstory":	Absent	34. "Friends On Line":	Absent
7. "Lights Out":	Absent	35. "Martin Waxed the Floors!":	Absent
8. "Dinner at Barry's":	Absent	36. "Juice Break":	Absent
9. "Taily":	Absent	37. "Stories Before Snories":	Absent
10. "Cocina Island":	Absent	38. "Is Patty a Baddie?":	Absent
11. "Up All Night":	Non-speaking	39. "Slippery Slopes":	Absent
12. "Rotten Banana":	Absent	40. "Of B&B's and Piano Keys":	Absent
13. "OTDR":	Absent	41–42. "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe of Horrors":	Absent
14. "Good Morning Table Town School":	Absent	43. "PS You're Fired":	Absent
15. "Wiz Ed":	Absent	*44. "Weird Delivery 2: Return to Pretendo Time":*	Absent
16. "Mystery Spell":	Absent	45. "Next Year's Musical":	Absent
17. "Trash Clumpers":	Absent	46. "Troubles Wubbington":	Absent
18. "Wiff & Larry":	Absent	47. "Uncle Pat in Charge":	Absent
19. "Helping People Feels Good":	Absent	48. "Fab Fourteen":	Absent
20. "Dinner with Darryn":	Absent	49. "So Fluffy":	Absent
21. "Spoiled Again":	Absent	50. "Oh, Brother":	Absent
22. "Much Ado About Muffin":	Absent	51. "Don't Leave B Hangin'":	Absent
23. "Arrested Dehelenment":	Absent	52. "Thunderstorm Game Night":	Absent
24. "Here Comes the Wedding Episode":	Absent	53. "No Thank You":	Absent
25. "Rock Kick":	Absent	54. "Love Ed":	Absent
26. "The Macaroni Affair":	Absent	55. "Souvenir Money":	Absent
27–28. "Kiff and Barry Save Halfway There Day":	Absent	56. "Kiff Loses Barry":	Absent

Specials
Opening sequence:		Non-speaking
1. "The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House":	Absent	2. "Lore of the Ring Light":	Appears

Trivia[]

Their favorite movie is a 1936 film featuring an all-goat cast called The Four Horns of Jungle Island, which they own on VHS.^[2]

Gallery[]

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References[]

↑ "Fresh Outta Grandmas".
↑ ^2.0 ^2.1 ^2.2 "Hive Got an Idea".

v • e — Characters —
Protagonists	Kiff Chatterley • Barry Buns
Supporting characters	Beryl Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Mary Buns • Harry Buns • Terri Buns • Kristophe Buns • Trevor Angstrom • Renée du Bedat • Candle Fox • Reggie Racona • Helen • Miss Deer Teacher • Principal Secretary • Secretary Prince • Sweepy Steve • Roy Fox • Glarbin Gloobin
Recurring characters	Billiam • Gareth • Darryn Gherkinheim • Patty Hoot • Snekole • Agnes • Beverly • Flam Bingo • Pat Chatterley • Ghost Wolf • Dr. Lyon • Miss Moufflé • Pawva Mugg • Michaela Oats • The Pone • Rat • Mr. RiPeppa • Trollie • The Wall of Goat • Chubbles Wubbington
Minor characters	DJ Alan • Amira • Andrew • Hobart Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom • Annoying Andy • Baby New Year • Ben Bamboo • Banana • Flam Banjo • Bear Townsperson • Cherry Berry • Mama Berry • Biff • Biker Lady • Bill • Bird Greg • Bird Linda • Birthday Brian • Cakie Bonut • Jadley Brackson • Bríonne • Ridgeway Burlington • Cashier • Cedric • Rose Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Cheryl • Centaur Claus • Computer Gremlin • Lance Contract • Goldie Crispo • Dante • Dee • Dennis • Deryl • Diane • Diego • DJ Donna • Donnie • Drifter • Dumb Bird • Ed • Ben Finn • Quinn Finn • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Bad Boy • Meathead • Mystery Lad • Nice Guy • Party Girl) • Flip • Miss Foodcake • Gayle • Gerard • Ghost Grannie • Gladys • The Glamdals • Gordon • Gram Gram • Grandma Dog • Bort Grig • Ellis Gert Griswold • Lady Jane Harness • Dan Hill • Bigby Hind • Humphrey • Iris • Jean Claude • Jeffy • Jerry Jo • Jill • Judge Judegy • Kenny • Dean Kim • Kim • Klon • Kristen • L.E. • The Left Brothers • Cam Lensington • Lighthouse Keeper • Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo • Little Louis • Liz K. • Professor Lloyd • Lady Lorraine • Kyle Lyon • Regina Lyon • Mav • Meryl • Nick Namé • Nana Chubbs • Nice Old Singer • Other Barry • Tech Pelican • Mr. Penguino • Jackie Pennidötter • Pete • Phil • Rupert Pianovski • Markus Plue • Tarryn Plue • Kim Popularé • Rachel Racona • Robby Racona • Rad • Rex • Rhonda • Rita • Robyn • Rock • Granite Rockberg • Rockwell • Rodney • Joyce Rogers • Roo • Rory • Rosso • Ma Saddle • Pa Saddle • Rob Sadly • Todd Sadly • Sally • Scarm Scaremly • Scribbling Salvatore • Seagull Girl • Constable Secretary • Secretary Mom • Fred Shepherd • Forlington Slarvly • Slent • Slimmy P • Crumble Smallsmith • Tippy Snooker • Principal Swan • Timmy Table • Tara • Vanilla Tigner • Tony • Professor Totsy • The Tower • Tracey • Tracey's Parents • Harriet Trimble • Tuft Pierre Students • Miss Tulane • Tyler • Erica Von Ant • Wayne • Danny Wibbon • Wild Goose • George Meredith Willows

[1] "Fresh Outta Grandmas".

[HGAI-2] 2.0 ^2.1 ^2.2 "Hive Got an Idea".

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