Things

"Things" is a song from the Kiff episode "You Can't Handle the Tooth!"

It is performed by Kiff (following an earlier failed attempt at a song) to convince Beryl to let her skip brushing her front tooth.

An instrumental rearrangement of the song is heard at the Table Town High School prom in "Kiff and Barry Go to Prom".

Lyrics[]

Lyrics in underline are not present in the album version.

Kiff: I... got... things!

Things to be done!

Things to be done not just by anyone

I got things, things, so many things!

Too many things to mention!

Beryl: Try.

Kiff: Barry is here for thing one!

Barry: Hi!

Kiff: If we harness the power of the Sun

We can create an invention whose only intention

Is giving back rubs to this swan!

[chuckles] This swan is stressed out, Mom! Just look at his face!

Swan: Uh-oh.

Kiff and Barry: Things!

Things to be done!

Things to be done not just by anyone

I've got things, things, so many things!

Too many things to mention!

Kiff: Next thing, I gotta go to the pool!

Swim all around, then stop a duel!

'Cause Helen! Is having! A feud!

With a moth, she thinks is rude!

Things, so many things!

Things on things—

Things!

Things, so many things!

Things on things on things!

[Kiff wobbles her body around.]

Beryl: What's this?

Kiff: Just... one of the things on my list. It's called "the noodle".

I'm a person, Mom!

With things to be done

Things to be done not just by anyone

I got things, things!

Personal things

Too many things to mention!

Things!

Barry: Things!

Kiff: Things!

Barry: Things!

Kiff: Too many things to mention!

Trivia[]

Along with "Sweet Compromise", "Things" was first released on the season 1 soundtrack album on June 30, 2023, over three months before its parent episode aired.
The song was nominated for Outstanding Original Song for a Children's and Young Teen Program at the 3rd Children's and Family Emmy Awards.^[1]

Gallery[]

Videos[]

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In foreign languages[]

Kiff - Avanço Exclusivo- Tenho Coisas para Fazer!

KIFF- ¡Tengo cosas que hacer! 🙃 - @disneychannelES

References[]

↑ 3rd Annual Children’s & Family Nominations. National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences (December 12, 2024). Retrieved on December 13, 2024.

v • e — Songs —
Season 1	"Thirst to Be the First" • "The Singalong Song" • "Kids with a Calling" • "Short Song 1 (Thank You)" • "Short Song 2 (Flipped the Tables)" • "BooHoo Wah Wah" • "Short Song 3 (We're Not Annoying)" • "High School Bunny" • "We're in High School Now" • "Carpet Your World" • "She Didn't Get the Joke" • "Rage" • "Don't Get Better Than This" • "Halfway There" • "Totally Table Town" • "Bring a Thing" • "They Really Like Me" • "He's Still Dancing" • "Got Character" • "Abras" • "Abras Montage Song" • "Nicknames" • "My Fair Helen Musical Medley" • "Do the Weekly Shop" • "The Ballad of Slimmy P" • "Cheese Caves Yodel" • "So Chunky" • "Most Fun I've Ever Had" • "At the Mall" • "We Are Goat" • "Brand New Crew" • "Wings of a Riddle" • "Opportunity's Here" • "Pack the House" • "Tell Us About Your Day" • "Bad Assistant" • "The Scarm Song" • "Sweet Compromise" • "We Are Goat Reprise" • "Things (Fail)" • "Things" • "I Mow" • "Me Against the Universe" • "Gavel Groove" • "Hungee Squirrel" • "Dry Fries (Helen Bongos Song)" • "We're at the Prom" • "A Lotta Helen" • "Never Going Back" • "Room to Rent" • "Right Here with You"
Specials	"Creeping Closer"
Themes	"Kiff Theme Song" • "Kiff End Credit Theme"
Soundtracks	Kiff: Season 1 (Original Soundtrack)
Non-canon media	Broken Karaoke: "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun" Theme Song Takeover: "Kiff Theme Song Takeover" • "Kiff Takes Over the Disney Channel" • "Dr. Doofenshmirtz Takes Over Kiff"

[1] 3rd Annual Children’s & Family Nominations. National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences (December 12, 2024). Retrieved on December 13, 2024.

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