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Cast[]
- Barry Buns
- Kiff Chatterley
- Trevor Angstrom
- Scarm Scaremly
- Candle Fox
- Billiam
- Roy Fox
- Helen
- Reggie
- Renée du Bedat
- Principal Secretary
- Secretary Prince
- Miss Deer Teacher
- Beryl Chatterley
- Martin Chatterley
- Kyle Lyon
- Michaela Oats
- Mrs. Angstrom
- Nick Namé
- Pete
- Pete's son
- The Pone
- Dee
- Chinchilla Girl
- Were-House cast
Script[]
(Title Card with episode name appears while Sweepy Steve put a sign of the episode sponsor "Were-House")
Announcer: Brought to you by Were-House. This Halloween, horror has a new address. Now streaming everywhere.
Chatterley's Residence
(Barry is at Kiff's house to watch a movie on Table+. Meanwhile, Beryl and Martin go to sleep)
Kiff Chatterley: Okay. Good night. Thanks for letting Barry and I have the living room for movie night. Okay. Good night.
Barry Buns: Well, this is fun. What are we gonna watch?
Kiff Chatterley: Well, I was thinking, since next weekend is Halloween, we could get into the spooky spirit by watching Weeeere-House!
(A Were-House movie poster is seen with a gloomy filter and creepy music)
Barry Buns: Oh.
Kiff Chatterley: It's streaming everywhere.
Barry Buns: Um. Well, that-- I can-- That's an option.
Kiff Chatterley: Ah. Come on, Bar! I know we've never seen a scary movie, but I think we're ready.
Barry Buns: (sighs) Let's do it.
Kiff Chatterley: YEAH!!
(Kiff takes the remote and puts on the Table+ platform, a parody of Disney+, the movie Were-House. The film begins saying "Scrumshack Films Presents", and then we see 4 teenagers walking towards a spooky forest)
Teen 1: (on TV) Where is this place again?
Teen 2: (on TV) The map says right up here.
Teen 3: (on TV) This is so weird.
(Barry starts to get scared)
Teen 1: (on TV) Did you hear that?
Teen 3: (on TV) Wait. I see the mailbox, but where's the house?
(A beast assumes itself in front of the teenagers, what is the Were-House. Making Kiff scared then laugh)
Kiff Chatterley: This is.. (looks at Barry) Whoa!
Teen 4: (on TV) Oh, this is the most terrifying thing anyone could witness!! No one should be watching this...!
(Kiff turns off the TV)
Kiff Chatterley: Are you okay? Kiff, to be honest...
Barry Buns: (terrified) Kiff, to be honest... I don't think I'm ready for this movie.
Kiff Chatterley: That's okay. Yeah, no problem. Let's find something else. (She searches the platform for a Halloween special but for children: Chubbles Wubbington, Spooky Post Stories)
Chubbles Wubbington: (on TV) Oh, children. Have you ever wondered what happens to all the lost mail? (Barry eats some popcorn) There's nothing more terrifying than a stamp with poor adhesive.
Barry Buns: Oh, hahahahaha!
Kiff Chatterley: (dissapointed) Ah... Maybe next year.
Table Town Middle School
(Candle gives invitations to her Halloween party to several people of the school)
Candle Fox: Will it be the scariest party of the year? That is not for me to say. One invite per student. Thanking you. (Kiff receives an invitation from Candle, then she shows it to Barry making him scared)
Barry Buns: Ah! Pop down! Pop down. Pop down. (Kiff and Barry see Trevor giving invitations to him own Halloween party, but everyone ignores him)
Trevor Angstrom: Hey, wanna come to my annual "safe fun" party? "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash?" H-Hi there. Lookin' for a party? No? That's cool.
Kiff Chatterley: You know what, pal? Let's go to Trevor's thing.
Barry Buns: Really?
Kiff Chatterley: Sure. I mean, it doesn't matter what party we're at, as long as we're together.
Trevor Angstrom: I think you mean "as long as we're to-Trevor." Here, take a couple, case you wanna bring a plus-one. Parents are welcome! (He gives the invitations to the two of them. Kiff opens it and sees that the invitation is just a poor drawing of Trevor with a sign that says "Please come")
Angstrom's Residence
(It's Halloween night, Kiff (disguised as a basketball), Barry (disguised as a basketball player) and Trevor (disguised as a basketball basket) are in the living room with a pumpkin each, Trevor's mother (with a colorful wig) comes with some plastic knives)
Mrs. Angstrom: Here you go, my little spooky pookies.
Trevor Angstrom: Thanks, Mom.
Barry Buns: Plastic! Safer. (He begins to cut the stem of his pumpkin, while Kiff breaks her plastic knife)
Kiff Chatterley: Ah.
Mrs. Angstrom: Here ya go. (Mrs. Angstrom gives her another plastic knife, but Kiff breaks it again)
Kiff Chatterley: Ah! This is gonna take forever!
Trevor Angstrom: I think you mean, "for-Trevor."
Barry Buns: Look, Kiff! (Barry takes some juice from the pumpkin and puts it on his head) AHHHHH! Pumpkin seed monster! (both laugh)
Kiff Chatterley: Ahhhh! (pretending to be scared, then continues laughing)
LATER...
(The 3 boys start playing a board game called "House Partay Harvest Edition")
Barry Buns: (Throws the dice and moves his pawn) One, two, three. Ooh, I landed on "Burlap Sack." (Takes a game card) 'Kay... "Add 3 gourds to your garden." (giggles) Oh, don't be jealous!
Trevor Angstrom: Aw, man, your garden's gettin' huge.
(Someone rings the house bell. Trevor opens the door, Kiff and Barry see Candle (disguised as a sorceress) with her friends)
Candle Fox: Happy Halloween, you lucky animals!
Kiff, Barry, and Trevor: (at the same time) What?!
Candle Fox: My place is a bust, because I accidentally ordered 10,000 live spiders instead of candy ones, and now the house is chock full o' spiders.
Fox household
(Roy Fox takes the opportunity to read his own book in front of a campfire)
Roy Fox: Ahhh, while my daughter has her party, I get to stay in here and have a nice quiet night to myself. (Suddenly you hear a strange noise outside) Hello? Candle? Billiam? (Roy sees many spiders coming out of a wall, causing him to get scared and shrieks)
Angstrom's Residence
Candle Fox: Yeah, the site said that they were realistic, and they did not lie. (Candle snaps making her friends enter Trevor's house to continue the party. Kiff, Barry and Trevor get excited)
(Everyone starts celebrating, Gareth (disguised as a zombie) pulls out candy eyes from a container and Darryn (disguised as a pirate) turns on the smoke machine)
Trevor Angstrom: All right!!
Barry Buns: Aren't we gonna finish the board game?
Trevor Angstrom: Barry, are you insane?
Mrs. Angstrom: Trevor! Go upstairs, and finish the game. Barry is excited about it.
Kiff Chatterley: Yeah, come on, Trev.
(Candle gives a glass of apple juice to Mrs. Angstrom. Elsewhere, Kiff, Trevor and Barry walk up the stairs to Trevor's room, missing the party)
(Already in the room, the three friends continue playing the board game. Kiff is distracted by watching her friends having fun without her)
Barry Buns: Kiff, your turn.
Kiff Chatterley: Oh, yeah... (Trevor coughs) Trevor, uh...wh-why don't I get you a glass of water for your dry throat?
Trevor Angstrom: No, that's o--
Kiff Chatterley: (interrupting) Nonsense! I'll be back in a sec! (quickly leaves the room) Okay, just a spooky little taste, and then back to Barry.
(Kiff is seen having fun at the Halloween party. Taking the candy eyes out of the container, dancing like a ghost, being carried by Reggie (disguised as a medieval knight) and Darryn; all this while Barry and Trevor continue waiting until Kiff returns with a glass of water)
Kiff Chatterley: Here ya go! (gives the glass to Trevor) Ahh. Now, where were we?
Trevor Angstrom: It's your turn.
Kiff Chatterley: Right! Of course. (stares at the dice) Hmm, a couple of these dots are wearing off. Kind of hard to see. Uh, Trevor, do you have any backup dice?
Trevor Angstrom: Uh, yeah, downstairs in the game cubby--
Kiff Chatterley: (quickly leaves again the room) Be right back!
Barry Buns: She's so nice.
Fox Household
(Roy, still scared, continues running throughout the house and the spiders chase him. Until Roy reaches the art gallery of his house and tries to grab the ice sculpture in the shape of his daughter's head that appeared in the episode Pool Party, but it's useless)
Roy Fox: No, no, no, no! (throws the sculpture of a candelabra) Eat art! (But the plague of spiders manages to catch the projectile and throws it at Roy, causing him to dodge it and the projectile falls on one of his paintings) MY APPLEGATE!! (Roy has no choice but to confront the spiders)
Angstrom's Residence
(Trevor and Barry still waiting Kiff)
Trevor Angstrom: Oh, come on. We gotta finish this game. Where is Kiff?
Barry Buns: Okay, Mr. Impatience. I'll peek downstairs.
(Barry goes down to take a look at the party, where he finds Kiff telling horror stories to several people)
Barry Buns: Wha...?
Kiff Chatterley: And all they found were his toenails!
Billiam: (disguised as a scarecrow): Whoa!
Barry Buns: I'm starting to think Kiff really wanted to go to Candle's party. (Then Barry gets scared by Patty who is disguised as a tombstone) Agh!
Trevor Angstrom: Sure sounds like a lot of fun down there. (Suddenly, Trevor gets a notification from his cell phone, seeing that now more people have entered the party) What? There are high school kids currently partying in my house?! I gotta finish this game! (rolls the dice, moves some squares and grabs a game card) "Move back 10 spaces"?! Aaagh! Ugh. (he throws himself on the ground, while his cell phone receives more notifications and vibrates)
Barry Buns: It's fine, Trevor. Go get your scary on. I'll be fine here with apple. (Trevor quickly leaves for the party and then the apple that Barry was holding rolls away) Ahh....
(Kiff decides to return to the room and sees that Barry's apple continues to fall)
Kiff Chatterley: Hey, sorry it took forever to do... whatever the last thing I said was. Uh, where's Trev?
Barry Buns: He... went to party.
Kiff Chatterley: And left you here? (scoffs) Rude. Well, let's finish the game, just you and me. (They both hear the noises below, so Barry rolls the dice towards the stairs)
Barry Buns: Oh, my. What a clumsy Clive. Kiff, would you do me a kindness and go find the dice?
Kiff Chatterley: (gasps) Sure! (runs like a crazy squirrel, hits the door, and leaves. Making Barry stand alone and takes out a turkey hand puppet)
Barry Buns: Oh, hand turkey, why can't all Halloween decorations just be harvest-related? Know what I mean?
Fox Household
(Roy is on the ground defeated and breathing constantly, and the spiders say they offer him a glass of water with an umbrella)
Roy Fox: What's this, some kind of peace offering?
(Now Roy Fox is with the spiders in front of the fireplace, hanging out)
Roy Fox: And then I said, "This is the hand that writes the check, capiche?" HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, you guys are alright. Hey, can anyone here play bass?
Angstrom's Residence
(Barry decides to tell the turkey puppet about his problems, as if it were a psychologist)
Barry Buns: I mean, first Were-House, and now this? Wh-What if she wants a newer, braver best friend? That's scarier than any ghost or ghoul. Face my fears, you say? Be brave? Save the friendship? Whoa. You... You have great advice. I gotta hand it to you. (laughs, then picks up the puppet) But this is not time for jokes!
(Barry goes down to the party with a little trepidation, where he sees Kiff and several other boys doing a ritual with Trevor lying on the ground)
Chant: Airy as a hair. Thick as a brick. Airy as a hair. Thick as a brick
Renée du Bedat: (disguised as Frankenstein) Is he getting heavier?
Pirplu: (disguised as a anime neko cat) Ah! This isn't working. We need a fifth. (goes to Kiff) Don't you have some sort of best friend that could help?
Kiff Chatterley: Oh, no. I forgot about Barry. Back in a sec!
(As Barry walks into the party)
Barry Buns: Nope. (sees a Jack-o'-lantern on top of a projector) Oh my goodness! (He then gets scared when he sees Reggie and Gareth eating candy shaped like realistic eyes, he walks back and comes across a skeleton decoration) Leave me alone, creepy decoration! (he finds a door near him and opens it) Okay, I'm just gonna take a little break from being brave down here in the basement. Basements aren't scary.
(When trying to put his foot on the basement stairs, Barry slips and falls down. He sees 3 teenagers reading a spelled book)
Kyle Lyon: Ha ha ha ha ha. I can't. You read it
Nick Namé: Are you insane? No!
Michaela Oats: Agh! Don't look at me!
Barry Buns: Hey hey hey. Reading is easy. I learned a couple years back. (the 3 young people decide that it is better for Barry to read the demon book) Okay, everybody ready? (clears throat and reads the Latin words) "Heus gum guttae. Heus festivitas populi." Hope I'm saying this right. (then, some objects around the boys move out of nowhere, causing the teenagers to get scared and run away) "Heus, heus, heus..." "..tota die! Liber est, liber est.""Unos, duo, tres, veni ad me." Wow, this is a real, real thesaurus you got here.
(A black stain spreads across the floor and a demon comes out of that stain)
Scarm Scaremly: I'M FREE!!!! Ahhh... (his back cracks) It's good to be out. Ahhhh ha ha ha ha!
Barry Buns: See? Nothing to it. Hey, where'd everyone go?
Scarm Scaremly: Who read those words?
Barry Buns: Me, Barry! I learned how a few years back.
Scarm Scaremly: That's great. That's great, Barry. Listen, my name's Scarm, Scarm Scaremly.
Barry Buns: Hi, Scarm!
Scarm Scaremly: Yeah, hi. Hey, is that a party going on up there? I'd-- I'd sure like to check it out.
Barry Buns: You don't wanna go up there, Scarm. It's scary.
Scarm Scaremly: Aw, gee, it sounds pretty fun, though. I bet they have candy corn, and [laughs] I love candy corn. If someone invited me, I'd be very grateful. In fact, I would grant them any wish.
Barry Buns: A wish? Oh, wow! Could you make me brave like my friend Kiff?
Scarm Scaremly: No...
Barry Buns: Aww!
Scarm Scaremly: You didn't let me finish. No problem.
Barry Buns: YES!
Scarm Scaremly: I just need (with devilish voice) AN INVITATION!
(Barry pulls out his invitation to Trevor's party and gives it to Scarm Scaremly, and Scarmly pulls out a wish contract from his tongue that Barry must say it)
Barry Buns: (reading) "I, Barrington Augustus Buns the Third hereby invite Scarm Scaremly to the party so I may be brave like Kiff." Okay, let's do it! (Barry takes Scarm's contract and gives him the invitation. Scarm chews it and Barry puts his signature on the paper) I can feel it. I'm brave now!
Scarm Scaremly: For 30 minutes
Barry Buns: What? (reads the contract) "...brave like Kiff..." (reads the terms and conditions in fine print) "...for 30 minutes"! Ahhhhhhh!
Scarm Scaremly: Gotta read the fine print, kid.,.. Um, uh... feel free to eat that.
(Barry and Scarm go up to the party)
Barry Buns: Hot dog! I'm not afraid! (Scarm eats a candy from the ground) Okay, Scarm, there's punch in there. Bathroom on your left. Help yourself to as much candy as you like.
Kiff Chatterley: Barry? I've been looking everywhere for you!
Barry Buns: And I, you. Scarm, please enjoy yourself.
Scarm Scarmely: Wibbledy-woo! (Scarm goes to have fun)
Barry Buns: Kiff, a word? (Kiff follows Barry out the door)
Kiff Chatterley: Outside? In the dark? What's going on, Barry? (They both leave while Scarm, eating sweets, grows thorns on his neck) Who was your weird friend?
Barry Buns: Kiff, there's something you must know.
Kiff Chatterley: No, Barry, listen. I'm sorry I took so long to come back. The dice, they're so small and... (she sees that Barry is no longer scared by the terrifying decorations he has around him) Something's not right.
Barry Buns: Oh, yeah. I'm brave now. This is the thing you must know.
Kiff Chatterley: Oh, you're brave now, huh? That's interesting, 'cause... (starts trying to scare him with scary faces and sounds) Huh. I guess you are.
(Already inside the party)
Renée du Bedat: Nice party, Scarm.
Scarm Scaremly: Yeah, it's gonna be even better when I turn you into decorations. (eats all the candies)
Reggie: Ha ha. Yeah. Wait, what?
(Scarm casts his dark magic on Reggie and turns him into a decorative pendant)
Scarm Scaremly: Ha! Ho ho. (He casts his magic on Renée and turns her into a bucket) What do you think of that?
(Everyone starts screaming and running but they all end up being turned into Halloween decorations by Scarm)
Scarm Scaremly: Bang! (begins to devour the sweets on the table) Ahh. You know, the last party I was at, I got banished, for, like, thousands of years.
Reggie: Can't imagine why.
Scarm Scaremly: SILENCE!!! Just because I ate a couple guests by mistake. Not my fault they were dressed as candies. Heh. Speaking of candies... (He turns Trevor into a pendant and throws a piece of paper at him) Can-deez-kids make good decorations? They can! Boom!
Trevor Angstrom: Aww...
Scarm Scaremly: Ha ha ha ha!! I'm back!
(Then he uses his magic to make all the guests sing his song)
All: ♪ It's Scarm! ♪
Scarm Scaremly: ♪ Imma get my party on ♪
All: ♪ It's Scarm! ♪
Scarm Scaremly: ♪ I've been away too long ♪
All: ♪ It's Scarm! ♪
Scarm Scaremly: ♪ Now, c'mon, wave your arms ♪
All: ♪ It's Scarm! ♪
♪♪♪♪
Choir: ♪ Party on, Scarm Party on, Scarm, party on ♪ ♪ Party on, Scarm Party on ♪
Scarm Scaremly: ♪ This world is gonna be a dance floor just for me ♪
♪ I'm gonna party and party for all eternity ♪
♪ The candy's all for me? Oh, boy, what a treat! ♪
♪ And now I'm gonna put on my dancing feet ♪
Oh, yeah. HAHAHAHA Oh, yeah!
♪ The screams and fear It's music to my ears ♪
♪ I haven't partied this hard In a thousand years! ♪ HA HA HA HA HA
All: ♪ It's Scarm! ♪
Scarm Scaremly: ♪ Imma get my party on ♪
All: ♪ It's Scarm! ♪
Scarm Scaremly: ♪ I've been away too long ♪
All: ♪ It's Scarm! ♪
Scarm Scaremly: ♪ Now, c'mon, wave your arms ♪
All: ♪ It's Scarm! ♪
♪♪♪♪
♪ It's Scarm Party on, Scarm ♪
♪ Party on, Scarm Party on, Scarm ♪
♪ It's Scarm Party on, Scarm ♪
♪ Party on, Scarm Party on ♪
♪ Party on, Scarm Party on, Scarm ♪
♪ Party on Party on, Scarm ♪
Choir: ♪ Party on, Scarm Party on ♪
♪ Party on, Scarm Party on, Scarm ♪
♪ Party on ♪ (The song ends with an evil laugh)
(Meanwhile at the Fox Household, Roy and the spiders play a bluesy rock song. Kiff and Barry are still outside Trevor's house, without being victims of Scarm's dark magic)
Barry Buns: Come on, Kiff! Let's go watch Were-House in an abandoned warehouse!
(Suddenly, they both see Scarm come out of the roof with demonic wings)
Choir: ♪ Party on Party on, Scarm ♪
Kiff Chatterley: What the actual!
(With a manic laugh, Scarm is going to cast a spell on all of Table Town)
Barry Buns: What's all this, then? (Barry and Kiff decide to enter and see everyone turned into decorations) WHAT HAS UNFOLDED HERE?!!
Trevor Angstrom: There was this guy. He went party crazy. He ate all the candy!
Renée du Bedat: He kept going on about a book, said he got stuck there for thousands of years.
Candle Fox: Who invited this guy?!
Barry Buns: It was me, Barry. (everyone gasps) We did a deal. I invited him to the party, and he made me brave like Kiff in return. Look how bravely I admitted my wrongdoing.
All: Booo!! (they start booing Barry)
Barry Buns: But he tricked me. The bravery spell will only last half an hour. That's the disappointing part.
All: Booo!! (Barry throws a Jack-o'-lantern at Trevor to calm him down)
Trevor Angstrom: Yeah, you better show me this book...
MEANWHILE...
(At the central Halloween party, Scarm celebrates with other people)
Choir: ♪ Party on Party on, Scarm ♪
(Until Scarm turns Sweepy Steve into a broom. Making everyone panic and run)
Miss Deer Teacher: AAHHHH!!!! (running on all fours)
Scarm Scaremly: HA HA HA HA...
Angstrom Residence
(In the basement, Kiff and Barry hang Trevor on a column and make him read a sentence from the haunted book)
Trevor Angstrom: "Festivitas... invitationem... doomsday"? Okay. You're gonna need to get that invitation back.
Barry Buns: Hmm...
Trevor Angstrom: Then open the book in front of Scarm, and he should get sucked back in. Where is that invitation?
Barry Buns: He swallowed it. (Kiff and Trevor are speechless) It made sense at the time. Looking back, I agree, very weird. (Kiff hits her face) But I am brave now! I can get it back.
Kiff Chatterley: But how?
Barry Buns: I've still got 12 minutes left on my bravery deal. I'll get eaten... up!
Trevor Angstrom: That's insane.
Kiff Chatterley: That could work. Barry goes in, and I figure out how to keep Scarm's mouth open so he can escape with the invitation.
Trevor Angstrom: Let's do it!!
All: YEAH! (Kiff and Barry leave the basement and close the door, leaving Trevor alone)
Table Town Street
(Barry and Kiff run through the streets until they hear Scarm roar from afar. So they decide to follow the sound until they reach the central square of the city, where there is silence everywhere)
Barry Buns: Where is everyone? (A bat decoration flips over, letting us know that it is Glarbin Gloobin, who had been bewitched by Scarm)
Glarbin Gloobin: Ah! Let me down! Let me down!
(They look around to see that all the people had been turned into decorations by Scarm)
The Pone: (as a spider pendant) Ohhhhhh!!
Helen: (as a cat decoration) It's overs kadovers!
Barry Buns: They've all been turned!
(Kiff is terrified to see her parents turned into real sauce containers and Secretary Prince as a coffin and Principal Secretary inside as a vampire)
Principal Secretary: It's getting hard to breathe in here!
(Suddenly, giant footsteps are heard in the background, it being Scarm's. Kiff and Barry hide under one of the tents while Scarm eats a truck full of candy, making it bigger)
Scarm Scaremly: Mmm, I'm loving this!
Barry Buns: Ready to save the world?
Kiff Chatterley: Yeah, but... (sees Barry as a formidable hero) Barry, I can't deal with it! You thinking I didn't want to hang out with you.
Barry Buns: Huh?
Kiff Chatterley: The only party I wanna go to is the one you're at. (wipes the tears from her eyes) I'm sorry.
Barry Buns: (hugs her) Oh, Kiff, don't be afraid. We are always gonna be party pals.
Kiff Chatterley: Barry, your bravery is inspiring.
Barry Buns: Thank you. Now get outta here. We don't want Scarm turning you into a decoration, too. (throws Kiff to the side of the street)
Kiff Chatterley: Okay, Barry! I have the perfect plan to get you out of there!
Barry Buns: And I have the perfect plan for getting in.
(While Scarm casts a spell on a person, Barry calls him)
Barry Buns: YooHoo!!! (disguised as a candy corn) You missed one! Eat me, you big hungry boy!
Scarm Scaremly: Look at the size of that candy corn! (he drops the candy truck and picks up Barry, ready to eat him)
Barry Buns: If I wasn't so brave, I'd be really scared ri-- (Scarm ties him up with his tongue and eats him)
(Once inside Scarm's body, Barry slowly falls towards his stomach)
Barry Buns: Ewww. (He pulls out of the sticky stomach tissue and hears someone clear their throat) HYAH!
Pete: Cool your jets, friend. (comes out with 5 other people dressed as candy) We're just simple stomach people. We've lived here for eons.
Baby goat: I was born here! (Barry gets confused)
(Meanwhile, Kiff arrives at the OKAY WILL Donation Center store, grabs a doctor's coat and a black cape, and then throws some coins towards a Chinchilla girl, who works as a cashier
Chinchilla Girl: Happy Halloween... (Kiff grabs a witch hat and throws another coin at her)
(Back in Scarm's stomach, Barry tells to his new "stomach friends" his plan to enter Scarm's body)
Barry Buns: So now I have to find it, but this place is so big!
Pete: Well, to similarly explain our situation, Scarm Scaremly ate us at the first-ever Halloween party. (breathless chuckle) He loves candy...
Barry Buns: Yeah yeah yeah.
Pete: And we've lived here ever since.
Baby goat: I was born here!
Pete: Shh... Shush!
Barry Buns: I'm so sorry about your plight, but the invitation could be anywhere, and I only have, like, five minutes left on my bravery deal.
Baby goat: Is this what you're looking for? (takes out of his pocket the invitation that Scarm ate)
Barry Buns: You had it this whole time? Give it to me!
Baby goat: No! I've never owned anything other than stomach stuff. I love it!
Barry Buns: Are you this child's father? Tell him to give it to me!
Pete: Hmm, finders keepers. That's the way of the stomach.
Barry Buns: But--
Pete: (interrupting) STOMACH LAW... WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED BY AN OUTSIDER!!! (The people around Barry make a face as if they want to hurt him. But Barry gets defensive and proposes something to the baby goat)
Barry Buns: How about a trade?
Baby goat: What's a trade?
Barry Buns: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Now outside Scarm's stomach, Kiff is ready to face Scarm)
Kiff Chatterley: (disguised as a witch) HEY!
Scarm Scaremly: Aw, a little witch! You're gonna look great pinned up over the water cooler!
Kiff Chatterley: Wait! Before you do that, I'm actually... (takes off her cape, showing that she is also disguised as a dentist) a dentist!
Scarm Scaremly: Hmm.
Kiff Chatterley: A real dentist wearing the costume of a witch. Eh? Eh?
Scarm Scaremly: Okay?
Kiff Chatterley: (opens Scarm's mouth) Now, I think you have a bad tooth. Huh. Did you recently eat a candy corn?
Scarm Scaremly: Yes! Just now!
Kiff Chatterley: Mmm, better take a look.
Scarm Scaremly: Ahhh... (throws himself to the ground)
(Back to hte stomach again, Barry gives the turkey puppet to the baby goat in exchange for the invitation card)
Baby goat: I love trading...
Barry Buns: Yeah! (immediately, after Scarm jumps, Barry and his people fall to the side) That's our cue! Follow me! (hgrab a torch)
Kiff Chatterley: Ah. Oh, wow! Yeah, we got-- uh, we got some rot here.(sees Barry and other people coming out of the gorge, Kiff whispers to Barry) Barry, who are these people?
Barry Buns: (whispering) I'm calling them the Stomach Gang.
Baby goat: I was born here-- (Pete covers his mouth)
Scarm Scaremly: What's going on in there?
Kiff Chatterley: You're gonna feel a tickle! (Stomach's gang takes the opportunity to escape from Scarm's mouth and Scarm giggles a little) Uh, okay, just about done! (then sees Barry with the invitation)
Barry Buns: I got it! Open the book. It'll trap him in!
Kiff Chatterley: 'Kay, you're all set.
Scarm Scaremly: Aw, thank you, Doctor. I'm going to turn you into a decoration now.
Kiff Chatterley: I understand. But before you do, let me go over some brushing techniques. I'll just consult my dentist manual. (takes out the enchanted book from her robe, but Scarm recognizes it right away)
Scarm Scaremly: Hey, I know that book!
Barry Buns: Hey, Scarm! (destroys the invitation) You're uninvited.
Scarm Scaremly: My invitation!
(Kiff opens the book to catch Scarm, but he throws him towards the top of the town hall with his tail)
Kiff and Barry: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Scarm Scaremly: HA HA HA HA HA! (casts a spell on all of Table Town, and is about to turn Kiff and Barry into decorations forever)
Kiff Chatterley: I'M SORRY, BARRY!!
Barry Buns: I'm sorry, Kiff...
Scarm Scaremly: I'm not sorry.
(But when everything seemed lost, Roy comes with his army of spiders, in the form of a horse, to finish off Scarm)
Roy Fox: Heigh-ho, arachnid brethren!
Kiff Chatterley: What?!
Barry Buns: Whaaa...?
Scarm Scaremly: Huh?
Barry Buns: What on earth is happening? (Roy picks up Barry as they dodge Scarm's attacks and pass by Kiff)
Kiff Chatterley: Spiders? (the spiders decide to help Kiff reach the book. Barry and Roy look at her) Ahhhhh!!!!!
Roy Fox: In time, she'll get it. (Scarm tries to attack the spiders, but can't)
Kiff Chatterley: Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross. (she manages to grab the book and when Scarm is about to attack her, she opens the book, trapping Scarm)
Scarm Scaremly: Aw, nuts.
(Scarm Scaremly is sucked into the book, banishing him forever, causing all the spells he cast to be undone, returning everything to normal)
Glarbin Gloobin: Oh! My froggy body! My froggy body is back!
Helen: Who invited that guy?
The Pone: Heh. That was intense!
(Beryl and Martin (disguised as ketchup and mustard respectively) hug each other)
Principal Secretary: Scarm has been defeated!
(It is later seen that Candle and all her friends from the party returned to normal. Later, the spiders cover Roy Fox's entire body and they both leave)
Barry Buns: Wow, quick work. I made it with 12 minutes to spare!
Kiff Chatterley: Wait, what? I think you must have paused it.
Barry Buns: How long was I in there?
Kiff Chatterley: Like, an hour! You are brave! For real real.
Barry Buns: Oh, oh. OH! I'm a real brave boy! (both hug each other and jump with happiness)
THE NEXT EVENING...
Chatterley Residence
(One day after Halloween, Barry comes to watch a horror movie)
Barry Buns: I think I'm just about ready for Were-House. Hmm... (grabs the remote to play Were-House, but Kiff immediately sees a spider on the cover of the movie, shocking her)
Kiff Chatterley: Let's watch something else.
Angstrom Residence
(Trevor is seen still hanging on his basement wall)
Trevor Angstrom: Uh, hello? Down here!
END OF EPISODE